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Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
#41
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
Pretty sure I mentioned that magic books are not reliable sources.
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#42
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
They are if you have the corresponding magic glasses, Valks.

Everyone knows that. Or at least I thought they did.
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#43
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
Glasses of Rose Lenses.
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#44
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
There is this show on netflix called "Lucifer". I watched it, it is a funny show. Just because it is fantasy based, it doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable.

"Now, Detective, playing as the advocate of myself..." Luci to Decker Big Grin

Never checked that one out.
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#45
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 28, 2019 at 8:09 am)LastPoet Wrote: There is this show on netflix called "Lucifer". I watched it, it is a funny show. Just because it is fantasy based, it doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable.

"Now, Detective, playing as the advocate of myself..." Luci to Decker Big Grin

Never checked that one out.

Lucifer is a great show with some great lines.

Upon meeting Decker’s daughter for the first time (at school where she’s waiting outside the principal’s office)

“What’s your name?”

“People call me Tricia.”

“That’s a hooker’s name.”

“What’s a hooker?”

“Ask your mother.”


Which she does later on and gets told “Ask your father.”
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#46
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 5:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Sounds a bit overcomplicated, but ok. I guess god's first mistake was to tell his first creations to prostrate themselves for his second creation. Not sure why he thought that would end well.

Jinns and Satan (Part 2 of 3)


Jinns, the habitants of the other dimensión

God created the jinns before man from pure fire(eter/plasma? In modern terms). Adam was created from clay and the Angels from light. God ordered everyone to prostrate before Adam, all the angels obeyed except Iblis (Satan) for pride and envy. Satan is a jinn who disobeyed God because of the creation of Adam. God said:
God asked him: "Oh Iblís, why did not you prostrate?"
Iblís said: "I am better than him, You created me from fire, and you created him from mud."
 
Remember that God expelled Satan from His mercy and set him free until the Day of Judgment. Satan had sworn to mislead the man for having led him astray.
After causing the expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden, Satan became a throne over the sea. There he gathered soldiers and followers for his revenge, including his offspring.

https://images.app.goo.gl/SoEfXzCDrZ1tAi7P8

Following this system of writing arose one of the greatest civilizations of China, the same with the children of Israel(Jacob), thank God. (see sura 96)
 
But who are the jinns?
Jinn in Arabic means "entity hidden from view" and the English / Spanish transliteration Genie / Genio. The jnun (plural of jinn) were created by God of pure fire while Adam from clay. The jnun live in our world but we can not perceive or see them, normally.
Since ancient times the jnun have interacted with men. These creatures are known by many names depending on the culture and time.
Many know them as ghosts, spirits, even the famous mischievous pixies, mythical fairies, also as astral beings, aimless souls, UFOs, etc. but they are always the same entity. Many Jnun seek to confuse and deceive man, they are even worshiped by men as divinities, they laugh at men and their ignorance. But there are also jnun who are Muslims, Christians, idolaters, etc. There are good and evil jnun, the bad ones are called demons or devils. In the Christian tradition they are mistakenly called by fallen angels. The jnun can live a long time (centuries, even thousands of years).
 
Proof of their existence (Jinns and Satan)
1.-God mentions them in Sura Jinn, when a community of them came to the Prophet Muhammad to listen the recitation of the Qur'an, one of them said; ¡It's a wonderful recitation!
2.-One of the proofs of its existence is the theory that explains the existence of the Fourth Dimension, this would explain why we are unable to see them and they are able to see us. God knows more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MQBb51jas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SKY7f4bEj0&t=299s

This is why some magicians make things appear out of nowhere or move them without seeing each other, they have made pacts with the demons (jnun evildoers).
 
Pact with the devil
Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgHkajO5GpU
 
Types of Jinns
There are 3 types of jinn; the first has wings and flies through the sky, the second looks like snakes or dogs and the third looks like men. Citation of the Prophet Muhammad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mO99S5YrI4
 
 
Did I not command you, O sons of Adam, not to worship Satan? - since, in truth, he is an avowed enemy of yours - (Yaseen: 60)
Oh, children of Adam! Do not let the devil tempted you as he did with your parents [Adam and Eve] causing them to leave Paradise and be stripped of what covered them. The devil and his henchmen lurk from where you do not see them. I made the demons allied with those who refuse to believe, Quran Al-Araf (verse 27)
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#47
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 5:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Sounds a bit overcomplicated, but ok. I guess god's first mistake was to tell his first creations to prostrate themselves for his second creation. Not sure why he thought that would end well.

Jinns and Satan (Part 2 of 3)


Jinns, the habitants of the other dimensión

God created the jinns before man from pure fire(eter/plasma? In modern terms). Adam was created from clay and the Angels from light. God ordered everyone to prostrate before Adam, all the angels obeyed except Iblis (Satan) for pride and envy. Satan is a jinn who disobeyed God because of the creation of Adam. God said:
God asked him: "Oh Iblís, why did not you prostrate?"
Iblís said: "I am better than him, You created me from fire, and you created him from mud."
 
Remember that God expelled Satan from His mercy and set him free until the Day of Judgment. Satan had sworn to mislead the man for having led him astray.
After causing the expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden, Satan became a throne over the sea. There he gathered soldiers and followers for his revenge, including his offspring.

https://images.app.goo.gl/SoEfXzCDrZ1tAi7P8

Following this system of writing arose one of the greatest civilizations of China, the same with the children of Israel(Jacob), thank God. (see sura 96)
 
But who are the jinns?
Jinn in Arabic means "entity hidden from view" and the English / Spanish transliteration Genie / Genio. The jnun (plural of jinn) were created by God of pure fire while Adam from clay. The jnun live in our world but we can not perceive or see them, normally.
Since ancient times the jnun have interacted with men. These creatures are known by many names depending on the culture and time.
Many know them as ghosts, spirits, even the famous mischievous pixies, mythical fairies, also as astral beings, aimless souls, UFOs, etc. but they are always the same entity. Many Jnun seek to confuse and deceive man, they are even worshiped by men as divinities, they laugh at men and their ignorance. But there are also jnun who are Muslims, Christians, idolaters, etc. There are good and evil jnun, the bad ones are called demons or devils. In the Christian tradition they are mistakenly called by fallen angels. The jnun can live a long time (centuries, even thousands of years).
 
Proof of their existence (Jinns and Satan)
1.-God mentions them in Sura Jinn, when a community of them came to the Prophet Muhammad to listen the recitation of the Qur'an, one of them said; ¡It's a wonderful recitation!
2.-One of the proofs of its existence is the theory that explains the existence of the Fourth Dimension, this would explain why we are unable to see them and they are able to see us. God knows more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MQBb51jas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SKY7f4bEj0&t=299s

This is why some magicians make things appear out of nowhere or move them without seeing each other, they have made pacts with the demons (jnun evildoers).
 
Pact with the devil
Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgHkajO5GpU
 
Types of Jinns
There are 3 types of jinn; the first has wings and flies through the sky, the second looks like snakes or dogs and the third looks like men. Citation of the Prophet Muhammad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mO99S5YrI4
 
 
Did I not command you, O sons of Adam, not to worship Satan? - since, in truth, he is an avowed enemy of yours - (Yaseen: 60)
Oh, children of Adam! Do not let the devil tempted you as he did with your parents [Adam and Eve] causing them to leave Paradise and be stripped of what covered them. The devil and his henchmen lurk from where you do not see them. I made the demons allied with those who refuse to believe, Quran Al-Araf (verse 27)
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#48
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
(June 27, 2019 at 5:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Sounds a bit overcomplicated, but ok. I guess god's first mistake was to tell his first creations to prostrate themselves for his second creation. Not sure why he thought that would end well.

Jinns and Satan (Part 2 of 3)


Jinns, the habitants of the other dimensión

God created the jinns before man from pure fire(eter/plasma? In modern terms). Adam was created from clay and the Angels from light. God ordered everyone to prostrate before Adam, all the angels obeyed except Iblis (Satan) for pride and envy. Satan is a jinn who disobeyed God because of the creation of Adam. God said:
God asked him: "Oh Iblís, why did not you prostrate?"
Iblís said: "I am better than him, You created me from fire, and you created him from mud."
 
Remember that God expelled Satan from His mercy and set him free until the Day of Judgment. Satan had sworn to mislead the man for having led him astray.
After causing the expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden, Satan became a throne over the sea. There he gathered soldiers and followers for his revenge, including his offspring.

https://images.app.goo.gl/SoEfXzCDrZ1tAi7P8

Following this system of writing arose one of the greatest civilizations of China, the same with the children of Israel(Jacob), thank God. (see sura 96)
 
But who are the jinns?
Jinn in Arabic means "entity hidden from view" and the English / Spanish transliteration Genie / Genio. The jnun (plural of jinn) were created by God of pure fire while Adam from clay. The jnun live in our world but we can not perceive or see them, normally.
Since ancient times the jnun have interacted with men. These creatures are known by many names depending on the culture and time.
Many know them as ghosts, spirits, even the famous mischievous pixies, mythical fairies, also as astral beings, aimless souls, UFOs, etc. but they are always the same entity. Many Jnun seek to confuse and deceive man, they are even worshiped by men as divinities, they laugh at men and their ignorance. But there are also jnun who are Muslims, Christians, idolaters, etc. There are good and evil jnun, the bad ones are called demons or devils. In the Christian tradition they are mistakenly called by fallen angels. The jnun can live a long time (centuries, even thousands of years).
 
Proof of their existence (Jinns and Satan)
1.-God mentions them in Sura Jinn, when a community of them came to the Prophet Muhammad to listen the recitation of the Qur'an, one of them said; ¡It's a wonderful recitation!
2.-One of the proofs of its existence is the theory that explains the existence of the Fourth Dimension, this would explain why we are unable to see them and they are able to see us. God knows more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MQBb51jas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SKY7f4bEj0&t=299s

This is why some magicians make things appear out of nowhere or move them without seeing each other, they have made pacts with the demons (jnun evildoers).
 
Pact with the devil
Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgHkajO5GpU
 
Types of Jinns
There are 3 types of jinn; the first has wings and flies through the sky, the second looks like snakes or dogs and the third looks like men. Citation of the Prophet Muhammad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mO99S5YrI4
 
 
Did I not command you, O sons of Adam, not to worship Satan? - since, in truth, he is an avowed enemy of yours - (Yaseen: 60)
Oh, children of Adam! Do not let the devil tempted you as he did with your parents [Adam and Eve] causing them to leave Paradise and be stripped of what covered them. The devil and his henchmen lurk from where you do not see them. I made the demons allied with those who refuse to believe, Quran Al-Araf (verse 27)
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#49
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
So, more mythology.

No facts.

You need the AllFather in your life.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#50
RE: Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens
"Pact with the devil

Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself."


This part confuses me. It may be different in the Quran, but the bible talks about you needing to ask forgiveness to get into heaven. Meaning everyone goes to hell by default. So what's the point of selling your soul? Is it just the equivalent of agreeing to not worship the Abrahamic god?

He is an "avowed enemy". Hey, all I have to do to not be his enemy is to treat him as an equal, right? For some reason, Allah wanted him to serve men, but I don't need someone to serve me. Nor do I plan to worship either one of them. If he wanted to hag out with me, we could do that. This whole mess is basically god's screw up anyway.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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