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This is the REAL reason
#1
This is the REAL reason
why incandescent light bulbs were banned:

https://imgur.com/gallery/13Vbm
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Dr H


"So, I became an anarchist, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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#2
RE: This is the REAL reason
You know the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?




You can unscrew the lightbulb.
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#3
RE: This is the REAL reason
You put it in the wrong way, Uncle Fester.
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#4
RE: This is the REAL reason
(July 2, 2019 at 4:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: You know the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?




You can unscrew the lightbulb.



What about bayonet mounted lightbulbs?
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RE: This is the REAL reason
A good friend of mine has been an RN longer than me. When he worked in the ER in the eighties he would tell me about the objects people had stuck up their asses and couldn't get out. This was 10 years before the "Seinfeld" "Ass-Man" episode. Among those items was a bust of Beethoven, a bottle of shampoo, and a light bulb. He said the same thing Kramer said in "Ass-Man" "Nobody ever admits they stuck something up their ass. It's always an accident!" (Paraphrasing my friend and Kramer.)
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RE: This is the REAL reason
(July 2, 2019 at 8:29 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(July 2, 2019 at 4:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: You know the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?




You can unscrew the lightbulb.



What about bayonet mounted lightbulbs?

They don't need un-screwing if they didn't first get screwed....
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RE: This is the REAL reason
(July 2, 2019 at 11:33 pm)chimp3 Wrote: A good friend of mine has been an RN longer than me. When he worked in the ER in the eighties he would tell me about the objects people had stuck up their asses and couldn't get out. This was 10 years before the "Seinfeld" "Ass-Man" episode. Among those items was a bust of Beethoven, a bottle of shampoo, and a light bulb. He said the same thing Kramer said in "Ass-Man" "Nobody ever admits they stuck something up their ass. It's always an accident!" (Paraphrasing my friend and Kramer.)

Sometimes, it's not accidental...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKWq-1reVGQ


Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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