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BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
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#261
RE: How about this..
August 6, 2019 at 3:06 pm
The wisdom of Drich resembles the peace of God. 

Boru
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#262
RE: How about this..
August 6, 2019 at 3:48 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2019 at 3:49 pm by Drich.)
(August 6, 2019 at 1:25 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: @Drich  wall o text.


Only FSM is perfect.  
I strive to be less of a dick every day, Conversely, it seems like you run headfirst into it.

[Editors note; My reading and interpretation of the scared FSM texts is flawless however]

Blessings. RAmen

then this is what, an attempt at repenting? great your being a dick now what? what about the preaching which is strictly forbidden IE the most dickish thing a religious person can do! (quote from some preacher's religious book about how you should live your life.)

When will you acknowledge this? I even cut and pasted this passage for you out of the indoctrination section of the FSM bible.

when will you get i am better at this than you are? just in taking your actual canonical scripture and forcing you to acknowledge and modify what you are so badly mocking? In making funsies i am mopping the floor with your own beliefs, AND STILL A BETTER FSM follower than you are.

Udon soba..
(August 6, 2019 at 3:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The wisdom of Drich resembles the peace of God. 

Boru

I can see that..
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#263
RE: How about this..
August 6, 2019 at 6:20 pm
Be honest drich, you rolled up for the magical mystery tour, but you never got off, right?
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#264
RE: How about this..
August 6, 2019 at 8:30 pm
(August 6, 2019 at 3:48 pm)Drich Wrote:
(August 6, 2019 at 1:25 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: @Drich  wall o text.


Only FSM is perfect.  
I strive to be less of a dick every day, Conversely, it seems like you run headfirst into it.

[Editors note; My reading and interpretation of the scared FSM texts is flawless however]

Blessings. RAmen

then this is what, an attempt at repenting? great your being a dick now what? what about the preaching which is strictly forbidden IE the most dickish thing a religious person can do! (quote from some preacher's religious book about how you should live your life.)

When will you acknowledge this? I even cut and pasted this passage for you out of the indoctrination section of the FSM bible.

when will you get i am better at this than you are? just in taking your actual canonical scripture and forcing you to acknowledge and modify what you are so badly mocking? In making funsies i am mopping the floor with your own beliefs, AND STILL A BETTER FSM follower than you are.

Udon soba..
(August 6, 2019 at 3:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The wisdom of Drich resembles the peace of God. 

Boru

I can see that..

You seem confused and lost, You have my sympathies.

It's is apparent your continued failures, me disproving your false idol at every turn and ultimately my irrefutable proof of FSM has indeed broken you, fully, completely.

I can only pray for you one final time, I hope FSM can guide you out of your mire.

Linguini 11:7 'You have gone astray like a lost sheep; seek FSM, Do not forget your condiments'
RAmen
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: How about this..
August 6, 2019 at 8:35 pm
(August 6, 2019 at 3:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The wisdom of Drich resembles the peace of God. 

Boru

Still trying to parse this but can't get past the first four words...my eye starts twitching.

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RE: How about this..
August 6, 2019 at 8:39 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2019 at 8:45 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 6, 2019 at 8:35 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 6, 2019 at 3:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The wisdom of Drich resembles the peace of God. 

Boru

Still trying to parse this but can't get past the first four words...my eye starts twitching.

Faints

As so many who deemed Jesus the the savior or Muhammad the prophet have striven to prove, wisdom is not a property that can only be represented by a number equal to or greater than zero.

Drich’s genius is demonstrated by the fact that he almost single handedly extended that proof with utter finality to cover emotional intelligence as well.
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RE: How about this..
August 6, 2019 at 8:54 pm
(August 6, 2019 at 8:35 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 6, 2019 at 3:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The wisdom of Drich resembles the peace of God. 

Boru

Still trying to parse this but can't get past the first four words...my eye starts twitching.

Faints

In that it surpasseth all understanding.

Boru
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RE: How about this..
August 7, 2019 at 9:23 am
so, what are we done here?

Seems like everyone is ready for a soft reset so long as they don't have to play by any honor bound rules, is that about the gist of it?
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RE: How about this..
August 7, 2019 at 9:48 am
Many people are saying they’re ready for a soft reset. Did you know that? Not many people know that. They come up to me, big guys, huge, believe me. And they cry. They cry and they say sir, sir, I’m ready for a soft reset, sir.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: How about this..
August 7, 2019 at 10:54 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2019 at 10:54 am by Drich.)
(August 7, 2019 at 9:48 am)Gae Bolga Wrote: Many people are saying they’re ready for a soft reset.  Did you know that?  Not many people know that. They come up to me, big guys, huge, believe me.  And they cry.  They cry and they say sir, sir, I’m ready for a soft reset, sir.

Isn't that what i just said?
or are you making a "gae" joke?
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