Trump wants to nuke hurricanes!

[downbeatplumb]

I did think Trump was going to go to war at some point. I didn't suspect it would against the weather itself.

[Anomalocaris]

I did think Trump was going to go to war at some point. I didn't suspect it would against the weather itself.

He apparently is thinking of playing Japanese and launching a Pearl Harbor against weather and Climate.

Maybe he skipped class on the day in his prep school when they mentioned the leader of japan at the time died on the gallows.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"The fake news media would have us believe that there are also SO-CALLED 'cyclones' and 'typhoons'. This is just snowflakes trying to distract us from the real issues, like my golf score."

[The Valkyrie]

You all scoff, but you’ll be apologising and worshipping at the feet of The Orange One when no more hurricanes hit the coast, saving thousands of lives and billions of dollars.

Wait until he does the same with tornadoes!

There won’t be much left of those states that get tormadoes, but the damage won’t be from tornadoes.

That survivors can thank him later.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Living in the pivot point of Tornado Alley puts T.rump's bag of wind in perspective.

[Anomalocaris]

Ahhh, here is the origin of the animosity between trump and wind.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

He uses some good glue on that rug.

[Rev. Rye]

Not only a hurricane would be impervious to a nuke, the hurricane would carry dangerous fallout more efficiently. What's next? Arm sharks with chainsaws?

Well, I suppose nuking hurricanes could potentially be a good idea... if your goal was more efficiently destroying the human race. Which, at this point, might not be too bad an idea given that we’ve degenerated to the point where Trump actually won the highest office in the land (even if it was through Russian interference) and there’s a very real chance that we’ve already reached the point of no return on global warming.

Seriously, does nobody seem to grasp the whole “nuclear explosions=shittons of radioactive fallout after the initial explosion” thing? A nuke is not just an extremely effective explosive. The same force that causes that cool looking mushroom cloud spreads radioactive material across a certain radius of where the bomb went off (one type of this is called fallout), and given that Trump would be doing this to a hurricane, A MASSIVE FORCE OF WIND, that radius is going to be really fucking huge. If I sound condescending, that’s only because this is such a stupid idea that it needs it.

[no one]

trump was swayed from this course of action upon learning that nuking hurricanes, does in fact, result in Godzillas.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm watching "Godzilla: King of Monsters" right now. Didn't know it was a documentary.