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From Now until Then

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From Now until Then
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#21
RE: From Now until Then
February 8, 2011 at 3:59 pm
(February 8, 2011 at 1:24 pm)bjhulk Wrote: If you follow up who I am in the flesh, you will see that I'll be killed.

Well you are quite annoying, so I wouldnt be overly surprised.



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RE: From Now until Then
February 8, 2011 at 4:28 pm
(February 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm)bjhulk Wrote: God is only thoughts who needs physical bodies with brains to process them. He planned everything in his thoughts before creation but he needs to reveal them in a body. I happen to be his last body before the end of this age.

God chose so many bodies to use during this age for his light energy and the revealing of his knowledge. He needs to speak through our bodies some prophesies that he had his prophets write. According to God's plans, there are moments where he needs to speak these prophesies to make them happen and this is what he did with my body a year ago. He spoke the word to end this age so when I am killed by a Christian, the earth will start shaking soon after that. God did the same thing through many of his prophets and saints including the messiah.

God actually kills everyone according to his plans as the enfold during this age. Every little accident was planned as well as false religions and even atheism. He didn't miss one tiny atom in his planning because he had to create it all. Nothing can happen unless it's planned and we can easily see that in our physical world. Try build a skyscraper without plans and you will see that it's impossible. God planned all our buildings, cars, businesses, trains, jets, computer systems and internet. Man isn't capable of creating anything because his brain is only wired to process his thoughts.

Hey, look! It's three o'clock!

CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: From Now until Then
February 8, 2011 at 6:33 pm
So... who didn't see this guy getting banned from a mile away?
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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RE: From Now until Then
February 8, 2011 at 6:49 pm
(February 8, 2011 at 6:33 pm)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote: So... who didn't see this guy getting banned from a mile away?

I saw it from 100 yards or so. But then, I wear glasses.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: From Now until Then
February 8, 2011 at 6:55 pm
I'm sure he's a veteran of many bannings.
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#26
RE: From Now until Then
February 8, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Awww... he got banned.

I know ya'll must do that but jeez, it's always right when they begin to get 'fun'.

God removed his bad DNA... Some christian will kill him and then the world will end...

LOL. Anyone one here want to wager he's off his medication again and will soon be re-admitted?

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