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Things that should never be combined.
#1
Things that should never be combined.
Make up your own.

Nudist gynecologist. 

Knitting with flamethrowers.

Rock climbing and oil wrestling.

Bowling with wrecking balls.

Golfing using hand grenades for balls.

Alligator petting zoo with full grown alligators.

Ropeless tightrope walking.

Tornados and hang gliding

C-4 and bubble gum.
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#2
RE: Things that should never be combined.
Drano and bleach. (Chlorine gas.)

(October 12, 2018 at 11:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: C-4 and bubble gum.

Fifty years and now you tell me? Cranky
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#3
RE: Things that should never be combined.
(October 12, 2018 at 11:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Drano and bleach. (Chlorine gas.)

(October 12, 2018 at 11:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: C-4 and bubble gum.

Fifty years and now you tell me?  Cranky

Yea and don't ask me how I know.
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#4
RE: Things that should never be combined.
At work.

DioxygenDiflouride and pretty much ANYTHING.
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#5
RE: Things that should never be combined.
Kids and wyzas's lawn.
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#6
RE: Things that should never be combined.
God and doubt.

Sorry I had to!
"….except those without power/capability - who do not find the means and find no guidance to the way, it maybe God will forgive these, and God is Forgiving, Compassionate." (in 4Th Surah).

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#7
RE: Things that should never be combined.
(October 12, 2018 at 11:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: Make up your own.

Nudist gynecologist. 

Knitting with flamethrowers.

Rock climbing and oil wrestling.

Bowling with wrecking balls.

Golfing using hand grenades for balls.

Alligator petting zoo with full grown alligators.

Ropeless tightrope walking.

Tornados and hang gliding

C-4 and bubble gum.
Trump and a position of responsibility



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#8
RE: Things that should never be combined.
(October 12, 2018 at 1:20 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: God and doubt.

Sorry I had to!

That does it everyone, he got us. The world can shut down the internet now.
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#9
RE: Things that should never be combined.
Corn on the cob, laxatives and sleeping pills.
I never thought I'd live long enough to become a grumpy old bastard. Here I am, killing it!
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#10
RE: Things that should never be combined.
(October 12, 2018 at 1:20 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: God and doubt.

Sorry I had to!

Dude, I know you are trying to fit in, but try to go with the meme of the thread here. It might work better for you.

Let your hair down, relax, have fun.
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