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So that happened . . .
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: So that happened . . .
October 2, 2019 at 6:38 pm (This post was last modified: October 2, 2019 at 7:21 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
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RE: So that happened . . .
October 2, 2019 at 9:35 pm
Shit, I never got to be MAA for a WAVE cage, only for a transit barracks full of guys. I has disappoint. Though I thought only female Petty Officers got WAVE cage duty.  Huh
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: So that happened . . .
October 2, 2019 at 11:01 pm
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RE: So that happened . . .
October 3, 2019 at 3:21 am
(October 2, 2019 at 5:51 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Back in 1976 I was stationed at Roosevelt Roads Naval Air Station, Puerto Rico. A large part of the base was an abandoned housing development that almost nobody visited. I heard about a beach there, on "Shark Channel", that sounded nice*. I rode my bike out there and arrived just before sunset. I had a bottle of Jack Daniels and some recreational substances to with it, and had settled down to watch the tropical night sky for a while. BUT as soon as it got nicely dark a person strolled across my visual field, left to right. And totally naked. I wasn't at all obvious sitting fairly close to the jungle edging the little bay, so I said nothing and she walked on by. A few minutes later two more ladies came by, in the same state of dishabille.  Then two guys. I enjoyed the view but wasn't interested in following them just then. However, a few minutes later one of the girls spoke from a position behind me.

"We're short one guy. Care to join us?"

How could I say no?  


*Here: 18°14'40.93" N  65°36'15.26" W

Some people drop in lucky don't they.. Knowing my luck, if that had of been me sitting on that beach, it would have been two muggers with a machete walking past.
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October 3, 2019 at 6:00 am
I had a lot of fun in PR. ;-)
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October 3, 2019 at 7:04 am
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RE: So that happened . . .
October 3, 2019 at 5:18 pm
Well, if they weren't so tight you could flick your wanger out the side and you wouldn't need a dick hole. :-)




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October 3, 2019 at 6:17 pm
(October 3, 2019 at 5:18 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Well, if they weren't so tight you could flick your wanger out the side and you wouldn't need a dick hole. :-)
Bit of a struggle with the brief inside.
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RE: So that happened . . .
October 4, 2019 at 2:37 am
Struggle or strangle. :-)




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RE: So that happened . . .
October 4, 2019 at 3:51 am
(October 3, 2019 at 5:18 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Well, if they weren't so tight you could flick your wanger out the side and you wouldn't need a dick hole. :-)

Some men's wangers aren't long enough to reach the side (apparently)
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