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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
#61
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
(October 22, 2019 at 7:12 am)soldierofGod Wrote:
(October 21, 2019 at 7:04 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: All man-made misfortunes and tragedies are the "work of man".  The rest are nature and happenstance.

Still waiting for evidence of gods....

Use your brain and you will find evidence. Speaking of brains, God speaks in a verse about the brain, one more evidence. God said in the Quran about one of the wicked unbelievers who forbade the prophet Muhammad to pray in the Kaabah:

Do not! If he doesn't stop, we'll drag him over his forehead, that liar and transgressive forehead!

(other traduction)
If he does not stop, we will grab him by his nasiah (in front of the head), from his liar and transgressive nasiah


Koran 96:15-16

Why did the Qur'an describe that the forehead of the head as a liar and transgressor (sinner)? Why didn't the Quran say that the person was the liar and transgressor? What is the relationship between the forehead of the head and lying and transgressing?

Inside the skull, just in the front of the head, we find the pre-frontal area of the brain.

According to the book Essentials of Anatomy and Physiology says about this area: "The motivation and ability to plan and initiate movements occurs in the anterior portion of the frontal lobes; the pre-frontal zone ..."

The book also says: "because of its association in motivation, the pre-frontal zone is also the functional center of aggression ...."

So, this area of the brain is responsible for planning, motivating and initiating the right or sinful behavior and is responsible for the person telling a lie or a truth. In this way, it is more proper to describe the forehead of the head as a liar and sinner or transgressor when someone lies or commits a sin, as God says in the Qur'an: "that liar and transgressive forehead"


Scientists have discovered these functions of the Pre-Frontal zone only in the last 60 years, according to Professor Keith L. Moore. The Quran, revealed over 1400 years ago in the midst of ignorance and the desert. Coran is not human work.

No where in that word salad was a single shred of evidence for your god, or any other.  Still waiting...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#62
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#63
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
(October 22, 2019 at 7:06 am)Dmitry1983 Wrote:
(October 21, 2019 at 5:59 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: After the 9/11 attacks, Arabs or Muslims were associated with bombs / explosions for no reason, or even before. The Zionist Jews have create a false image of Islam and Muslims,
Why don't you let small nation(whom you persecuted for 1400 years) live on small patch of land that lacks any resources or geopolitical significance?
Because other people already live there, and unlike what the holey babble says, genocide, your god's preferred option, is no longer possible.

(October 22, 2019 at 7:06 am)Dmitry1983 Wrote:
Quote:Hollywood is the holy wood (wizard's wooden stick) to bewitch and hypnotize the public with their films instilling a fictional and non-existent reality for the individual's (unconscious) mind.
Nobody forces anyone to watch these films in non-muslim world. I don't like Hollywood movies(except sci-fi stuff like Terminator 2 or Martian) and I'm still pro-Israel.
Nobody forces anyone to watch anything in the west either. Had you some point you failed to make?
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#64
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
(October 21, 2019 at 9:23 am)Mister Agenda Wrote:
(October 21, 2019 at 4:31 am)soldierofGod Wrote: Then all the misfortunes and tragedies that occur in the world are the work of man

Except for afflictions from nature like disease and drought, yes. So what?

Diseases can be avoided and prevented perfectly (human work) and if there are droughts then it is migrated to another place, I will not stay to mourn and suffer there in vain, it is not the fault of the drought but mine because I continue staying there, then it is a tragedy because it is my fault for staying there. But if I emigrate, where is the tragedy? A tragedy is something that can be avoided, instead of suffering. Who knows, thanks to this drought, I migrated to a better place, what place can be worse than an arid place? So if you want to continue in this place and suffer it then is a tragedy created by you, not by drought. All tragedies are created by men (human work). Death is not a tragedy because no one can avoid and prevent death, it is natural.

(October 22, 2019 at 6:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 22, 2019 at 6:36 am)soldierofGod Wrote: In a world of the blind the one-eyed is the king (satan)

In a world of delusional lunatics, you take first place.

Boru

At least I tell the truth. Satan, the one-eyed liar, is represented by his followers on the dollar bill. It is also represented above the Declaration of Human Rights of 1789 with the All-Seeing Eye (Satan). But it is logical that the blind deny this, because he does not see the truth.

(October 22, 2019 at 7:06 am)Dmitry1983 Wrote:
(October 21, 2019 at 5:59 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: After the 9/11 attacks, Arabs or Muslims were associated with bombs / explosions for no reason, or even before. The Zionist Jews have create a false image of Islam and Muslims,
Why don't you let small nation(whom you persecuted for 1400 years) live on small patch of land that lacks any resources or geopolitical significance?

Quote:Hollywood is the holy wood (wizard's wooden stick) to bewitch and hypnotize the public with their films instilling a fictional and non-existent reality for the individual's (unconscious) mind.
Nobody forces anyone to watch these films in non-muslim world. I don't like Hollywood movies(except sci-fi stuff like Terminator 2 or Martian) and I'm still pro-Israel.
Those who claim the Holy Land are not Jews or Semites and they have never lived in such a land. I have not persecuted anyone, 1400 years ago I did not exist and I am not even from there.

Nobody forces anyone to stop being a slave in a non-Muslim world.

 

(October 22, 2019 at 4:19 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(October 22, 2019 at 1:07 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: You haven't read and seen the videos and you say this are conspiracies. Can you be more stupid?

I don't have to swim in a septic tank to figure out it's full of shit.


Extrapolate.

No, it is your head that is full of shit, not the septic tank.

(October 22, 2019 at 7:13 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(October 22, 2019 at 7:12 am)soldierofGod Wrote: Use your brain and you will find evidence. Speaking of brains, God speaks in a verse about the brain, one more evidence. God said in the Quran about one of the wicked unbelievers who forbade the prophet Muhammad to pray in the Kaabah:

Do not! If he doesn't stop, we'll drag him over his forehead, that liar and transgressive forehead!

(other traduction)
If he does not stop, we will grab him by his nasiah (in front of the head), from his liar and transgressive nasiah


Koran 96:15-16

Why did the Qur'an describe that the forehead of the head as a liar and transgressor (sinner)? Why didn't the Quran say that the person was the liar and transgressor? What is the relationship between the forehead of the head and lying and transgressing?

Inside the skull, just in the front of the head, we find the pre-frontal area of the brain.

According to the book Essentials of Anatomy and Physiology says about this area: "The motivation and ability to plan and initiate movements occurs in the anterior portion of the frontal lobes; the pre-frontal zone ..."

The book also says: "because of its association in motivation, the pre-frontal zone is also the functional center of aggression ...."

So, this area of the brain is responsible for planning, motivating and initiating the right or sinful behavior and is responsible for the person telling a lie or a truth. In this way, it is more proper to describe the forehead of the head as a liar and sinner or transgressor when someone lies or commits a sin, as God says in the Qur'an: "that liar and transgressive forehead"


Scientists have discovered these functions of the Pre-Frontal zone only in the last 60 years, according to Professor Keith L. Moore. The Quran, revealed over 1400 years ago in the midst of ignorance and the desert. Coran is not human work.

No where in that word salad was a single shred of evidence for your god, or any other.  Still waiting...

In the Koran the word BAHR(sea) mentioned by God appears in the Koran 32 times while the word BARR = ARD (land or earth) appears 13 times. If you add BAHR plus BARR = ARD the result is 45(total surface of Earth).
 
To know the percentage of water on the total surface is: (32/45) x100 = 71,1111%
 
To know the percentage of land on the total surface: (13/45) x100 = 28.8888%
 
It was scientifically and empirically demonstrated that the masses that water covers approximately are 29% and the continents are 70-71% on the Earth's surface. This is a fact and it appears in the Koran before the Americas were discovered. This is evidence that Coran was revealed by God, Creator of the Heavens and the Earth.
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#65
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
(October 24, 2019 at 8:19 pm)soldierofGod Wrote:
(October 21, 2019 at 9:23 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: Except for afflictions from nature like disease and drought, yes. So what?

Diseases can be avoided and prevented perfectly (human work) and if there are droughts then it is migrated to another place, I will not stay to mourn and suffer there in vain, it is not the fault of the drought but mine because I continue staying there, then it is a tragedy because it is my fault for staying there. But if I emigrate, where is the tragedy? A tragedy is something that can be avoided, instead of suffering. Who knows, thanks to this drought, I migrated to a better place, what place can be worse than an arid place? So if you want to continue in this place and suffer it then is a tragedy created by you, not by drought. All tragedies are created by men (human work). Death is not a tragedy because no one can avoid and prevent death, it is natural.

(October 22, 2019 at 6:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: In a world of delusional lunatics, you take first place.

Boru

At least I tell the truth. Satan, the one-eyed liar, is represented by his followers on the dollar bill. It is also represented above the Declaration of Human Rights of 1789 with the All-Seeing Eye (Satan). But it is logical that the blind deny this, because he does not see the truth.

(October 22, 2019 at 7:06 am)Dmitry1983 Wrote: Why don't you let small nation(whom you persecuted for 1400 years) live on small patch of land that lacks any resources or geopolitical significance?

Nobody forces anyone to watch these films in non-muslim world. I don't like Hollywood movies(except sci-fi stuff like Terminator 2 or Martian) and I'm still pro-Israel.
Those who claim the Holy Land are not Jews or Semites and they have never lived in such a land. I have not persecuted anyone, 1400 years ago I did not exist and I am not even from there.

Nobody forces anyone to stop being a slave in a non-Muslim world.

 

(October 22, 2019 at 4:19 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I don't have to swim in a septic tank to figure out it's full of shit.


Extrapolate.

No, it is your head that is full of shit, not the septic tank.

(October 22, 2019 at 7:13 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: No where in that word salad was a single shred of evidence for your god, or any other.  Still waiting...

In the Koran the word BAHR(sea) mentioned by God appears in the Koran 32 times while the word BARR = ARD (land or earth) appears 13 times. If you add BAHR plus BARR = ARD the result is 45(total surface of Earth).
 
To know the percentage of water on the total surface is: (32/45) x100 = 71,1111%
 
To know the percentage of land on the total surface: (13/45) x100 = 28.8888%
 
It was scientifically and empirically demonstrated that the masses that water covers approximately are 29% and the continents are 70-71% on the Earth's surface. This is a fact and it appears in the Koran before the Americas were discovered. This is evidence that Coran was revealed by God, Creator of the Heavens and the Earth.

I've got a book that says if you throw a ring in a volcano that peace and happiness will reign for generations.  At least rings and volcanoes actually exist.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#66
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
(October 24, 2019 at 8:19 pm)soldierofGod Wrote:
(October 21, 2019 at 9:23 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: Except for afflictions from nature like disease and drought, yes. So what?

Diseases can be avoided and prevented perfectly (human work) and if there are droughts then it is migrated to another place, I will not stay to mourn and suffer there in vain, it is not the fault of the drought but mine because I continue staying there, then it is a tragedy because it is my fault for staying there. But if I emigrate, where is the tragedy? A tragedy is something that can be avoided, instead of suffering. Who knows, thanks to this drought, I migrated to a better place, what place can be worse than an arid place? So if you want to continue in this place and suffer it then is a tragedy created by you, not by drought. All tragedies are created by men (human work). Death is not a tragedy because no one can avoid and prevent death, it is natural.

(October 22, 2019 at 6:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: In a world of delusional lunatics, you take first place.

Boru

At least I tell the truth. Satan, the one-eyed liar, is represented by his followers on the dollar bill. It is also represented above the Declaration of Human Rights of 1789 with the All-Seeing Eye (Satan). But it is logical that the blind deny this, because he does not see the truth.

(October 22, 2019 at 7:06 am)Dmitry1983 Wrote: Why don't you let small nation(whom you persecuted for 1400 years) live on small patch of land that lacks any resources or geopolitical significance?

Nobody forces anyone to watch these films in non-muslim world. I don't like Hollywood movies(except sci-fi stuff like Terminator 2 or Martian) and I'm still pro-Israel.
Those who claim the Holy Land are not Jews or Semites and they have never lived in such a land. I have not persecuted anyone, 1400 years ago I did not exist and I am not even from there.

Nobody forces anyone to stop being a slave in a non-Muslim world.

 

(October 22, 2019 at 4:19 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I don't have to swim in a septic tank to figure out it's full of shit.


Extrapolate.

No, it is your head that is full of shit, not the septic tank.

(October 22, 2019 at 7:13 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: No where in that word salad was a single shred of evidence for your god, or any other.  Still waiting...

In the Koran the word BAHR(sea) mentioned by God appears in the Koran 32 times while the word BARR = ARD (land or earth) appears 13 times. If you add BAHR plus BARR = ARD the result is 45(total surface of Earth).
 
To know the percentage of water on the total surface is: (32/45) x100 = 71,1111%
 
To know the percentage of land on the total surface: (13/45) x100 = 28.8888%
 
It was scientifically and empirically demonstrated that the masses that water covers approximately are 29% and the continents are 70-71% on the Earth's surface. This is a fact and it appears in the Koran before the Americas were discovered. This is evidence that Coran was revealed by God, Creator of the Heavens and the Earth.

Your imaginary friend is a short dicked twat who can't satisfy a woman. I imagine you' re much the same.

It's why you have a thing for virgins...

You need someone who has never had a good lay - so they can't compare it to the 15 seconds of grunt thrusting you call a good fuck....
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#67
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
(October 23, 2019 at 4:52 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(October 22, 2019 at 7:06 am)Dmitry1983 Wrote: Why don't you let small nation(whom you persecuted for 1400 years) live on small patch of land that lacks any resources or geopolitical significance?
Because other people already live there
Jews lived in Israel before them.
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(October 22, 2019 at 7:06 am)Dmitry1983 Wrote: Nobody forces anyone to watch these films in non-muslim world. I don't like Hollywood movies(except sci-fi stuff like Terminator 2 or Martian) and I'm still pro-Israel.
Nobody forces anyone to watch anything in the west either. Had you some point you failed to make?
Are you dyslexic?

(October 24, 2019 at 8:19 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: Those who claim the Holy Land are not Jews or Semites
How does Quran define Jews?

Quote:I have not persecuted anyone
But your religion did persecute many nations not only Jews.

Quote:Nobody forces anyone to stop being a slave in a non-Muslim world.
From what I read in news Muslims don't seem to be free people.
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#68
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
(October 24, 2019 at 8:19 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: Then all the misfortunes and tragedies that occur in the world are the work of man
(October 21, 2019 at 9:23 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: Except for afflictions from nature like disease and drought, yes. So what?
(October 24, 2019 at 8:19 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: Diseases can be avoided and prevented perfectly (human work) and if there are droughts then it is migrated to another place, I will not stay to mourn and suffer there in vain, it is not the fault of the drought but mine because I continue staying there, then it is a tragedy because it is my fault for staying there. But if I emigrate, where is the tragedy? A tragedy is something that can be avoided, instead of suffering. Who knows, thanks to this drought, I migrated to a better place, what place can be worse than an arid place? So if you want to continue in this place and suffer it then is a tragedy created by you, not by drought. All tragedies are created by men (human work). Death is not a tragedy because no one can avoid and prevent death, it is natural.

That's some epic bullshit right there. Your kid has bone cancer, how were they supposed to avoid that? Your kid is walking along and falls through a crack in the earth caused by a sudden earthquake, how were they supposed to avoid that? You're a subsistence farmer and your country is in a prolonged drought, you finally have to abandon your farm, the only asset you own, and walk someplace with more water; but unfortunately your spouse dies on the way because they make sure the children have enough water even if it means they do not, you were not in control of that situation because you didn't have the resources to migrate away before it got that bad. Tragedies can't always be avoided, and claiming that they always can be is one of the most profoundly stupid comments I have ever heard, and that is saying a lot.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#69
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
"Nom, nom, nom"

(Sound of a chew-toy being soundly gnawed upon.)
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#70
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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