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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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(November 3, 2019 at 8:21 am)soldierofGod Wrote:
(November 2, 2019 at 7:24 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Are you high?  You really believe this drivel?
This is one of the biggest steaming piles of crap I have seen written on this forum.

With this mentality so closed and stagnant, one will never heal oneself and less believe in the cure. Each year, more than 700,000 Americans (United States) suffer a heart attack. You realize? No wonder at all. If you don't believe what I say, then the problem is yours. I don't care if you believe me or not, the brother is already cured, if you want it not to be cured, say it and that's it. It is not my problem that your mind plunges into darkness. You really do not reject the cure but God, the Merciful, for not having opened his chest people who work for money and not for free help.

Man is the enemy of what he ignores. Arabic proverb

(November 3, 2019 at 5:18 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just how much bullshit can you make up, soggy.

If the story sounded any more fake it would involve fishmen from Venus.

At least God healed His servant for free.

See, in made up stories things don’t really happen.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(November 3, 2019 at 9:33 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: If you break a leg do you go to a hospital or just pray it gets better??

breaking your leg is not a "disease"
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(November 3, 2019 at 3:40 pm)soldierofGod Wrote:
(November 3, 2019 at 9:33 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: If you break a leg do you go to a hospital or just pray it gets better??

breaking your leg is not a "disease"

Ok, what if you get ebola or typhoid??
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(November 3, 2019 at 3:40 pm)soldierofGod Wrote:
(November 3, 2019 at 9:33 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: If you break a leg do you go to a hospital or just pray it gets better??

breaking your leg is not a "disease"

Fair enough.  If you start vomiting blood, do you go see a doctor or do you sit home and pray it away?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 3, 2019 at 11:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 3, 2019 at 8:21 am)soldierofGod Wrote: With this mentality so closed and stagnant, one will never heal oneself and less believe in the cure. Each year, more than 700,000 Americans (United States) suffer a heart attack. You realize? No wonder at all. If you don't believe what I say, then the problem is yours. I don't care if you believe me or not, the brother is already cured, if you want it not to be cured, say it and that's it. It is not my problem that your mind plunges into darkness. You really do not reject the cure but God, the Merciful, for not having opened his chest people who work for money and not for free help.

Man is the enemy of what he ignores. Arabic proverb


At least God healed His servant for free.

See, in made up stories things don’t really happen.

I know that the invented story don't really happen, but it is not an invented story
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 3, 2019 at 3:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 3, 2019 at 3:40 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: breaking your leg is not a "disease"

Fair enough.  If you start vomiting blood, do you go see a doctor or do you sit home and pray it away?

Boru

vomiting blood can be avoided by praying
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Good to know.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 3, 2019 at 3:43 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(November 3, 2019 at 3:40 pm)soldierofGod Wrote: breaking your leg is not a "disease"

Ok, what if you get ebola or typhoid??

These epidemics could be avoided and could be cured without doctors. Faith avoids counteracting these diseases both before and after infection. These epidemics are the consequences of corrupt human activity.
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