"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

[no one]

Why does the almighty need soldiers?

[LastPoet]

That's gonna a good one.  Probably not as good as a "Giants are really real" thread, but still.  I can't wait for that.  Balor and his evil eye await!

In Neverwinter nights there was a balor hard as fuck to kill. And the game wouldn't allow you to farm like diablo.

[A. Secular Human]

Nope. We know that is not just false, but physically impossible.

And you will be providing evidence of this idiotic "etheric plane", right? Of course not, because you don't have any.
What utter rot. I would ask for any evidence, but that would be pointless. All you have is yet another claim supported by fuck all evidence. Stop wasting everyone's time.
Really? So the empire state building should have been destroyed by your god, right? Or are you going to engage in the dishonest flip-flop routine, falsely deciding which bits are literal and which allegorical? I can do that too, if you want. You won't like it. For example, your particular lollipop god claims that you are duty bound to kill me.

I can explain and support it with evidence of why Noah and his people were giants. I can also explain the etheric plane. Open a thread and name it with the Etheric Plane first. The other issue that is Noah was a giant will be for later. We will debate on the subject. I wait your answer.

Nah.  Start with the giants.  That will be the easiest delusion to dispense with. 

Simply direct us to evidence of your "etheric plane", whatever the hell that is, and we can dispense with that one quickly, too.

(You do know that *you* can start a thread called "Etheric Plane" and populate it with all of your evidence, to start with.  Should be easy for you.)


We all await your response.

[zebo-the-fat]

Define giant. I met a guy last week who was about 6' 5" looked like a giant to a little guy like me, or are you talking someone who is 20 or 30 feet tall? (and how would his bones support that weight?)

[arewethereyet]

Define giant. I met a guy last week who was about 6' 5"  looked like a giant to a little guy like me, or are you talking someone who is 20 or 30 feet tall? (and how would his bones support that weight?)

My brother is nearly 6'7".  I made it all the way to 5'4" before shrinking back down to 5'3".  Even his wife asked me one time if I was startled when I saw him (since we see each other infrequently) at the sheer size of him.  He can hold his arm out at shoulder height and I can walk under his arm and not even come close to touching it.  My sister calls him 'freakishly tall' though she is nearly 5'10".  

The giants...they walk among us.  

[Deesse23]

Giant....pile of BS.

[soldierofGod]

Define giant. I met a guy last week who was about 6' 5"  looked like a giant to a little guy like me, or are you talking someone who is 20 or 30 feet tall? (and how would his bones support that weight?)

Open a thread and call it Noe and his people were giants and we will discuss the topic if they want to discuss about the subject of the "giants" before the thread of the Eteric Plane.

[zebo-the-fat]

Define giant. I met a guy last week who was about 6' 5"  looked like a giant to a little guy like me, or are you talking someone who is 20 or 30 feet tall? (and how would his bones support that weight?)

Open a thread and call it Noe and his people were giants and we will discuss the topic if they want to discuss about the subject of the "giants" before the thread of the Eteric Plane.

Why?

[Abaddon_ire]

I can explain and support it with evidence of why Noah and his people were giants. I can also explain the etheric plane. Open a thread and name it with the Etheric Plane first. The other issue that is Noah was a giant will be for later. We will debate on the subject. I wait your answer.

I see the cheese has slid of your cracker.

There will be no debate because you are talking utter bollocks. All that would happen is that you would get your arse handed to you on a plate.

If you want a thread on that or any other topic, open it your fucking lazy arsed self. I am not your personal fucking secretary.

Are we clear?

[Foxaèr]