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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 2, 2019 at 1:30 am
Yeah, how do Christians and muslims reconcile this one?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 2, 2019 at 4:36 am
(December 2, 2019 at 1:30 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, how do Christians and muslims reconcile this one?
Boom!
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 2, 2019 at 4:47 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 2, 2019 at 6:42 pm
Mumbling to the cracker.
Mumbling under the priest's robe.
Mumbling as you put 10% of nothing in the plate.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 2, 2019 at 6:52 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 4:47 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: Religions.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/Dz5xJYpQ/Religions.jpg)
Jewish guy, “Where are my glasses?”
Muslim guy, “Hope the guy behind me idn’t gay!”
Nun, “Glad i’m not a choirboy.”
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 3, 2019 at 7:47 am
(December 2, 2019 at 1:30 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, how do Christians and muslims reconcile this one?
The first one you mentioned was Gabriel al-Jibrizi. The second one was Gabriel Abramowitz. Duh.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 3, 2019 at 6:10 pm
Need them to drop trou so we know which is which.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
December 4, 2019 at 1:54 pm
(December 3, 2019 at 6:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Need them to drop trou so we know which is which.
Not sure that would help. According to Kevin Smith, angels are built like Ken dolls.
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