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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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What Christian University teaches people (and this girl): - People used to be 800 years old because there were less people then
- "There is a lot of evidence for God" she says but she can't mention any
- She can "feel" her religion is true but other religions can't use that argument

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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"I'll just pull Pope's hand."



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Surprised he didn't thump her in the face...

The dude looks righteously pissed...
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I'm kind of on her side. She seems to have come all the way from Japan or Korea to Vatican and, of course, she wants her money's worth, like to shake Pope's hand. It's like going to going to Disneyland and not meeting and shaking hands with Mickey Mouse.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(January 1, 2020 at 1:35 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Surprised he didn't thump her in the face...

The dude looks righteously pissed...

I suspect that the abrupt yank on his arm and shoulder hurt like hell for that 83 year old man...

I'd be pissed too! Arrgghh
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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(January 1, 2020 at 3:57 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(January 1, 2020 at 1:35 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Surprised he didn't thump her in the face...

The dude looks righteously pissed...

I suspect that the abrupt yank on his arm and shoulder hurt like hell for that 83 year old man...

I'd be pissed too! Arrgghh

Yahbutt - Jesus was crucified and he didn't slap around any Romans.....

Hilarious
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Mad  Don't make me come down off this cross!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(January 1, 2020 at 4:40 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(January 1, 2020 at 3:57 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I suspect that the abrupt yank on his arm and shoulder hurt like hell for that 83 year old man...

I'd be pissed too! Arrgghh

Yahbutt - Jesus was crucified and he didn't slap around any Romans.....

Hilarious

Yeah this just proves what all other Christian denominations are saying which is that Pope is not a real successor of Jesus/ Peter, when they all went back to original christianity that Jesus preached and which Catholics corrupted.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I googled "Never Trumper" and this came up:

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Musical Pope





(January 1, 2020 at 3:57 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I suspect that the abrupt yank on his arm and shoulder hurt like hell for that 83 year old man...

I'd be pissed too! Arrgghh

Pissed? According to the Vatican he should enjoy it because pain is kiss from Jesus. Remember what Mother Theresa said about pain: “Pain and suffering have come into your life, but remember pain is but the kiss of Jesus – a sign that you have come so close to Him that He can kiss you.”

So why doesn't the Pope want to be kissed by Jesus?

And this quote was lifted straight from Vatican's website. But I guess it's one of those things that Vatican wants other people to go through but not them themselves. Because this is also what Theresa would say to dying people and not giving them any pain relief medication.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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