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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 9, 2021 at 6:05 pm
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(March 8, 2021 at 8:11 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: (March 8, 2021 at 6:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Not necessarily true, unfortunately.
Oh well, there is always closet-atheism.
Padre on a lookout for Jews and heretics
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Fire it like that, and it's definitely an instant black eye. Depending on caliber, it could be a shattered orbit and a lost eyeball, too.
(March 4, 2021 at 12:02 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: Choice-religion.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/134P0bNj/Choice-religion.jpg)
That poor girl in the lower right appears to know what lies ahead. Or is it what lies lie ahead?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 9, 2021 at 6:34 pm
(March 9, 2021 at 6:05 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (March 8, 2021 at 8:11 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Oh well, there is always closet-atheism.
Padre on a lookout for Jews and heretics
Fire it like that, and it's definitely an instant black eye. Depending on caliber, it could be a shattered orbit and a lost eyeball, too.
(March 4, 2021 at 12:02 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
That poor girl in the lower right appears to know what lies ahead. Or is it what lies lie ahead?
I saw a guy with a Winchester 94 in 30-30 ring himself TWICE.... Lots of blood involved - and apparently a fair bit of alcohol.... I stay away from public ranges now....
Sad part - a 94 really doesn' t have a hard recoil....
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 10, 2021 at 1:00 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 11, 2021 at 1:24 am
Finally, people find ways to put Bible to good use
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 11, 2021 at 3:30 am
Either way, the book was filled with shit.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 11, 2021 at 12:27 pm
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 11, 2021 at 2:29 pm
(March 11, 2021 at 1:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Finally, people find ways to put Bible to good use
No recycling needed.
Dooteronomy is even properly labeled!
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 11, 2021 at 2:31 pm
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Nah, they even fucked up the paper when they printed the books. The surface finish isn't porous enough to scrape clingers.
Yet another way that religion poisons everything. It's not even suitable to wipe a human ass.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 11, 2021 at 8:01 pm
Yeah, how can you clean shit with shit?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 11, 2021 at 8:06 pm
(March 11, 2021 at 8:01 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, how can you clean shit with shit?
"Here, weapons of mass destruction, take some Jesus with you."
Must be a shortage of choirboys in Russia.
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