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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(February 26, 2022 at 10:35 am)no one Wrote: When angels die, do they go to super heaven?

Nah.  Too busy touching themselves.

(February 25, 2022 at 1:26 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: are angels not imortal?
if not, how long does one live?

I don't know, but I hear their longevity measurement unit is a "wank".
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(February 28, 2022 at 8:16 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(February 26, 2022 at 10:35 am)no one Wrote: When angels die, do they go to super heaven?

Nah.  Too busy touching themselves.

(February 25, 2022 at 1:26 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: are angels not imortal?
if not, how long does one live?

I don't know, but I hear their longevity measurement unit is a "wank".

If you're gonna wank, at least make it worth the angel's sacrifice!

30 seconds is murder!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 2, 2022 at 7:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 28, 2022 at 8:16 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Nah.  Too busy touching themselves.


I don't know, but I hear their longevity measurement unit is a "wank".

If you're gonna wank, at least make it worth the angel's sacrifice!

30 seconds is murder!

But 30 minutes is chafing!

(Posting for a friend.)
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This guy claims to have figured out relationships, and yet he is still single

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(March 2, 2022 at 11:49 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: This guy claims to have figured out relationships, and yet he is still single

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Probably because he' s a closet case who is still trying to convince himself that he is into women.

Come on dude... You know a set of balls bouncing off your chin makes you happy! Go for it.

We all want what is best for you....

Naughty
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Ah, Jesus and truth.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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And you wonder why people kill each other

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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