Will I get a final written warning?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

It means they have something in common with cows.
They can both stand in water up to their tits without getting their cunts wet.

I've heard somewhere that cows can climb stairs, but they can't get back down once they're up. Don't know how true it is, I've never tried to take a cow up or down a staircase.
Edit: I've never tried it with old ladies either.

Trying to imagine a situation in which a cow would climb a flight of stairs in the first place.  Failing udderly.

Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

When I was but a wee lad we had steps running over the fence to the cow barn. Didn't have to open the gate that way. I asked why the cows didn't use the steps, but "they don't" was the only answer I got.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

We had more sheep than cattle.  Sheep are very, very stupid.  They will mill around the gate to the pasture and eventually, one sheep will jump the gate.  The others will follow the leader's example.  The 'stupid' part comes in when you open the gate, and the sheep continue to jump where the gate was.

Boru

[Cod]

I've heard somewhere that cows can climb stairs, but they can't get back down once they're up. Don't know how true it is, I've never tried to take a cow up or down a staircase.
Edit: I've never tried it with old ladies either.

Trying to imagine a situation in which a cow would climb a flight of stairs in the first place.  Failing udderly.

Boru

Somebody at some point must have taken a cow up a staircase and then found out that it's impossible for the cow to get back down.. I'm with you, why would anyone take a cow up a staircase to begin with? And how did he or less likely she get the cow back down?

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Right. I've just Googled it.. Cows can actually walk downstairs, they just don't like it.

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Horses don't like it either.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

We had more sheep than cattle.  Sheep are very, very stupid.  They will mill around the gate to the pasture and eventually, one sheep will jump the gate.  The others will follow the leader's example.  The 'stupid' part comes in when you open the gate, and the sheep continue to jump where the gate was.

Boru

And thus are the ancient and honorable antecedents of the GOP revealed.

[onlinebiker]

When I was but a wee lad we had steps running over the fence to the cow barn. Didn't have to open the gate that way. I asked why the cows didn't use the steps, but "they don't" was the only answer I got.

We had a plastic spring loaded handle that allowed you to "open" the electric fence. Way less work than stairs - especially when you were carrying a milk can...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

When I was but a wee lad we had steps running over the fence to the cow barn. Didn't have to open the gate that way. I asked why the cows didn't use the steps, but "they don't" was the only answer I got.

We had a plastic spring loaded handle that allowed you to "open" the electric fence. Way less work than stairs - especially when you were carrying a milk can...

They might have come up with something like that after 1956, the year we moved away from that farm.