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Will I get a final written warning?
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Will I get a final written warning?
I really need to teach the Americans how to say Worcestershire, prelude and status. There is an old accent thread that needs resurrecting, is it against the law to do so?
I also need to tell you about my worst date ever.
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#2
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
Start a new thread. 

I like the idea of hearing about worst dates ever.  I've got a doozy if people want to play.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#3
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
Worst date ever -

1981. USCG TRACEN Petaluma - Two Rock Ca.. Radioman school. One of the female student pronounced she was going to sleep with every guy in the school. She tried - but too many of the guys were fast runners. She was coyote fugly.

I bet a bunch of guys in my class ( not my idea originally ) that I wouldn't take her on a date. Movie ticket stubs were deemed to be sufficient evidence.

I collected - by taking her to a movie in town that was replaying - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - and leaving her there after the first couple scenes.

She cussed me so loud I didn't need to produce the ticket stubs to collect....

...

Ya didn't say it had to be MY worst date....


Smile
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#4
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
Gunfire broke out at a drive-in in Los Angeles. Lost four windows, and the gal had a nervous breakdown.
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#5
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(September 30, 2019 at 12:51 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Gunfire broke out at a drive-in in Los Angeles. Lost four windows, and the gal had a nervous breakdown.

Can't compete with that!
Being puked on by someone who resembled a young Vera Duckworth is the best that I can do.

Edit: And she had teeth like Stonehenge.
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#6
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
June 6, 1906?
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#7
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
(September 30, 2019 at 2:36 pm)no one Wrote: June 6, 1906?

Nah, It was more recent than that.
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#8
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
First date at a restaurant.  Her husband (of whose existence I was NOT aware) came in and pulled me up out of my seat. While I was beating him into dust, my date/his wife was throwing crockery at me. Peelers sorted it out, no one pressed charges.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#9
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
July 25 1995. The day I married the woman who ultimately financially raped me leaving me half a million in debt and homeless. Bitch.

ETA: And to rub salt in the wounds, pursued me for maintenance when I could not even get welfare because I had no fixed abode. Nice move.
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#10
RE: Will I get a final written warning?
Written warning?

No, I’ll just kill you when you least expect.
Dying to live, living to die.
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