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#31
RE: Dark humour
November 7, 2019 at 2:47 pm
(November 7, 2019 at 2:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 7, 2019 at 2:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: If you do enough drugs you CAN put your underwear on upside down.

If you do enough drugs hippies seem normal.

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RE: Dark humour
November 7, 2019 at 2:47 pm
Works the other way round, too.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#33
RE: Dark humour
November 7, 2019 at 3:00 pm
Couldn't keep them lit.
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#34
RE: Dark humour
November 7, 2019 at 3:22 pm
(November 7, 2019 at 3:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Couldn't keep them lit.

That’s because hippies are soggy.

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#35
RE: Dark humour
November 8, 2019 at 3:09 pm
I asked what LGBT meant.



But I couldn't get a straight answer.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#36
RE: Dark humour
November 8, 2019 at 8:15 pm
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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#37
RE: Dark humour
November 12, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#38
RE: Dark humour
November 13, 2019 at 3:29 pm
(November 7, 2019 at 2:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 7, 2019 at 2:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: If you do enough drugs you CAN put your underwear on upside down.

If you do enough drugs hippies seem normal.

If you do enough hippies, drugs seem normal.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#39
RE: Dark humour
November 14, 2019 at 9:58 pm (This post was last modified: November 14, 2019 at 9:59 pm by Rev. Rye.)
I figure this is as good a place as any to place the current rules for my "Living in America" drinking game.

   Take a shot when:
  • A mass shooting happens that kills four people.
  • An innocent black person is shot by law enforcement and they get off scot-free.
  • People with the power to potentially hold Trump accountable for his misdeeds heavily imply that they consider him above the law.
  • Yet another person accuses Trump of sexual misconduct.
  • A Republican lawmaker lionises Putin or Russia.
  • Trump fires yet another cabinet member.
  • When Trump FINALLY leaves the Oval Office, take an extra shot for every cabinet official who's actually managed to survive the purges until 46's Inauguration Day. (At this point, the count is currently seven, in order of the line of succession: Steven Mnuchin, Sonny Perdue, Wilbur Ross, Ben Carson, Elaine Chao, Rick Perry, Betsy DeVos).

   Down the entire bottle if:
  • Two mass shootings that kill four people apiece happen within 24 hours of each other.
  • People with the power to potentially hold Trump accountable for his misdeeds outright state that they consider him above the law.
  • The house ends up voting in favour of impeaching Trump. Not just hearings, not just an inquiry, a formal adoption of articles of impeachment.
  • Trump actually leaves office early. If Mike Pence is taken out before he can appoint his own VP and Nancy Pelosi ends up the President, drive to the brewery/distillery that made your booze and drink the entire contents of the factory.
  • Trump ends up roundly defeated on Election Day and refuses to leave office, or even calls off the election altogether. You will fucking need it.

   Take a sip when:
  • Trump says or tweets something blatantly factually wrong or absolutely absurd.
  • Trump himself implies or outright states that he considers himself above the law.
  • A mass shooting happens where four+ people are merely injured, but less than four die.
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#40
RE: Dark humour
November 15, 2019 at 7:59 am
*frantically purchasing stock in US distilleries*

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