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Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
#61
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
@The Valkyrie and @BrianSoddingBoru4

What both of you are doing is the perfect example for how many humans embraced heathen religions became widely accepted.

The original religion that humans believed in since the beginning of their consciousness got re-forged through the centuries until we reached the state of every nation practicing its own version of the twisted original religion. Don't you notice that it's always the same? always there is a central God surrounded by weaker Gods; in a twisted re-forging of "God and his angels".

The question is: when are you going to invent lesser Gods that share the world with Cyril?
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#62
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
https://www.wombania.com/wombats/famous-wombats.htm
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#63
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
A religion that has "womb" in it's name is gonna be popular....


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#64
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 7, 2019 at 11:24 am)onlinebiker Wrote: A religion that has "womb" in it's name is gonna be popular....


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And we’re not obsessed with virgins.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#65
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 7, 2019 at 11:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 7, 2019 at 11:24 am)onlinebiker Wrote: A religion that has "womb" in it's name is gonna be popular....


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And we’re not obsessed with virgins.

Rather silly that.

Wanting to bed a virgin is rather like going to a resturaunt where the chef hasn't quite figured out how to boil a hotdog.....

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#66
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 7, 2019 at 8:49 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: @The Valkyrie  and @BrianSoddingBoru4

What both of you are doing is the perfect example for how many humans embraced heathen religions became widely accepted.

The original religion that humans believed in since the beginning of their consciousness got re-forged through the centuries until we reached the state of every nation practicing its own version of the twisted original religion. Don't you notice that it's always the same? always there is a central God surrounded by weaker Gods; in a twisted re-forging of "God and his angels".

The question is: when are you going to invent lesser Gods that share the world with Cyril?

I think you've got that backwards.  Polytheistic religion had a significant enough hold on people that the monotheists naturally invented angels, demons, djinn, ifrits and the like.

Wombatism isn't likely to fall into that, as Cyril is the exemplar of Oneness, the essence of Unity.  All that is, is Cyril.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#67
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 7, 2019 at 12:12 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 7, 2019 at 11:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: And we’re not obsessed with virgins.

Rather silly that.

Wanting to bed a virgin is rather like going to a resturaunt where the chef hasn't quite figured out how to boil a hotdog.....

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"Marrying a gal who isn't a virgin is like sitting on a warm toilet seat. It doesn't feel bad but you can't help wondering who was there before you."
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#68
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
What's the difference between a virgin and a brick?




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#69
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 7, 2019 at 12:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What's the difference between a virgin and a brick?




Boru

It' s not nearly as much fun finding your face buried in a brick?

(December 7, 2019 at 12:41 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(December 7, 2019 at 12:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What's the difference between a virgin and a brick?




Boru

It' s not nearly as much fun finding your face buried in a brick?

Related -

The difference between a toilet and a virgin?


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