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Time to embrace The Valkyrie
#31
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

And no, I won’t be wearing a chain mail bikini.  I will not be called “tin tits” again!

You'll excuse me if I decline.  I think the world of you, but when I was fourteen, I declined to wrestle a medium-sized badger. 

I'm getting the same feeling of impending mutilation that I had then.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#32
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
(December 11, 2019 at 1:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 10, 2019 at 10:53 pm)brewer Wrote: Then I might need to embrace you with one of these.

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Won’t save you.

Especially if you call me “bitch”.

Wink

I enjoy a false sense of security.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#33
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
(December 11, 2019 at 8:50 am)brewer Wrote:
(December 11, 2019 at 1:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Won’t save you.

Especially if you call me “bitch”.

Wink

I enjoy a false sense of security.

Just like the fly in the spiderweb

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#34
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
(December 11, 2019 at 6:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

And no, I won’t be wearing a chain mail bikini.  I will not be called “tin tits” again!

You'll excuse me if I decline.  I think the world of you, but when I was fourteen, I declined to wrestle a medium-sized badger. 

I'm getting the same feeling of impending mutilation that I had then.

Boru

Isn’t there a saying about not shoving a badger down your shorts?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#35
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
(December 11, 2019 at 2:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 11, 2019 at 6:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You'll excuse me if I decline.  I think the world of you, but when I was fourteen, I declined to wrestle a medium-sized badger. 

I'm getting the same feeling of impending mutilation that I had then.

Boru

Isn’t there a saying about not shoving a badger down your shorts?

If there isn't, there certainly should be.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#36
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
(December 11, 2019 at 2:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 11, 2019 at 2:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Isn’t there a saying about not shoving a badger down your shorts?

If there isn't, there certainly should be.

Boru

Everyone needs a hobby.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#37
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
One thing about me is that I give free hugs. It takes effort to get the contrary. :hugs:
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#38
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

And no, I won’t be wearing a chain mail bikini.  I will not be called “tin tits” again!

Yay! I love embracing!!!!

(December 10, 2019 at 6:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm not dead yet! [/Monty Python]

Let me guess, you're just resting.
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#39
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
(December 11, 2019 at 3:08 pm)LastPoet Wrote: One thing about me is that I give free hugs. It takes effort to get the contrary. :hugs:

I give conditional hugs.

I’ll hug you on the condition I don’t have to tell you if you’ll survive it or not beforehand.

Smile

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#40
RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
Alright I'll embrace you, but you should know beforehand, I'm total nude right now.

This may get weird or arousing or both.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
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