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#21
RE: Dark Humour
February 28, 2020 at 9:27 pm
My 2 darkest jokes:

1: A baby seal walks into a club....

2: How do you know when the Priest has been fucking your little brother in the ass?

    His dick tastes like shit!
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#22
RE: Dark Humour
February 28, 2020 at 11:05 pm
Love him or hate him, Hitler wasn't all bad.

He did, after all, kill Hitler.
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#23
RE: Dark Humour
February 28, 2020 at 11:09 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2020 at 11:14 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Watching a very underrated dark comedy right now:





Yes, I legitimately think Freddy Got Fingered is very underrated.
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#24
RE: Dark Humour
February 28, 2020 at 11:16 pm
My new concept album flopped.

It was an album that translated classic Beatles songs into German.

My big hope was the new version of " Hey Jude."

Who knew that "Achtung, Juden" would cause such controversy?
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#25
RE: Dark Humour
February 28, 2020 at 11:22 pm
(February 27, 2020 at 2:50 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: This is the man in charge of keeping America safe from the Corona Virus

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Oh man!! Can't you read the sign?!
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#26
RE: Dark Humour
February 29, 2020 at 12:16 am
OK, those who are faint of heart just look the other way.

Man, staked out on an anthill, buck naked, face down.

Cowboy rides up and asks what happened.

Man mumbles into the ground, "Indians killed my children and took my wife away, and left me staked out on this anthill!

Sound of a large pewter belt buckle hitting the ground..."Bud, this just ain't your day"
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RE: Dark Humour
February 29, 2020 at 12:29 am (This post was last modified: February 29, 2020 at 12:31 am by ignoramus.)
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RE: Dark Humour
February 29, 2020 at 9:03 pm
Headline: Man Shot 200 Times With Upholstery Gun! Doctors reveal he is now fully recovered!
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#29
RE: Dark Humour
March 3, 2020 at 5:54 pm
What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?

"Hey kid, you wanna' buy some candy?"

First time I heard it I cried laughing.
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