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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
January 22, 2020 at 6:48 pm
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(January 22, 2020 at 6:44 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (January 22, 2020 at 6:39 pm)Haipule Wrote: No, I am a stupid surfer from HB. I was just reading and reading and it just got weirder and weirder.
Ok.... You read something on the internet.
Got it.
Well, by golly! If it was on the internet it must be true!
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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
January 22, 2020 at 7:11 pm
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(January 22, 2020 at 6:48 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (January 22, 2020 at 6:44 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Ok.... You read something on the internet.
Got it.
Well, by golly! If it was on the internet it must be true!
What, you don't think the internet is true?
Not too long ago I met Susan St James, the actress, and her husband Dick Enberg, the sportscaster. They are delightful people and live here on Maui part-time. That same night, I saw on the internet that Susan had died some time before. Too bad, I thought she was cool.
(January 22, 2020 at 6:37 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: (January 22, 2020 at 6:23 pm)Haipule Wrote: That's quite an imagination you have but, the real story is much funnier!
You'd be the first to dispute it................not even the Man Himself disputes it. None of his employees dispute it. No one.
Because that's what happened.
Are you, in addition to being a feckless fucking af troll..a trumpist?
I refuse to answer that on the grounds of Trump shame
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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
January 23, 2020 at 2:56 am
(January 22, 2020 at 6:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (January 22, 2020 at 6:19 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It’s “Osama *Bin* Laden”.
Thanks to Obama he’s Osama bin liner, now...
Aloha Rebecca:
Since you're across the international date line from me and it's tomorrow where you are: will you please tell me how tomorrow will go? Today just wasn't so good.
Love always, Bill
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
January 23, 2020 at 1:35 pm
(January 23, 2020 at 2:56 am)Haipule Wrote: (January 22, 2020 at 6:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thanks to Obama he’s Osama bin liner, now...
Aloha Rebecca:
Since you're across the international date line from me and it's tomorrow where you are: will you please tell me how tomorrow will go? Today just wasn't so good.
Love always, Bill
My day yesterday involved a rather nasty diagnosis.
Stay in yesterday, it's probably better than today.
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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
January 23, 2020 at 10:42 pm
(January 22, 2020 at 6:37 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: (January 22, 2020 at 6:23 pm)Haipule Wrote: That's quite an imagination you have but, the real story is much funnier!
You'd be the first to dispute it................not even the Man Himself disputes it. None of his employees dispute it. No one.
Because that's what happened.
Are you, in addition to being a feckless fucking af troll..a trumpist?
Please take my advice. I think that "Trumpster" would be much funnier.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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