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President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
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President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
I was researching the withheld funds and couldn't believe what I was reading.

The Ukraine is being invaded by Russia. Nearly 400m in US funds were appropriated to help the Ukraine in their fight against Russia.

Zelensky is a television comedian starring in a Ukrainian comedy show called, "Servant of the People" where he plays the roll of the president of Ukraine. What the...?


In 2018 he started his own political party and named it after his show: Servant of the People.


At the end of 2018 on December 31, he announce that he was running for president fo' real!


The funds were to be released on February 23rd. But, Zelensky was already the frontrunner. So the funds were withheld pending the election and set to be released in May.


Ukraine has a two vote system and the elections were held in March and April.


Zelensky won and was inaugurated on May 20th. Sounds like a bad movie.


Two months later: the infamous phone call and Zelensky had no idea of the funds until the whistleblower.


The funds continued to be withheld, and amongst worldwide pressure, the funds were released on 9-11 (Symbolic?)

In 1978, the then Soviet Union attempted to invade Afghanistan. 

President Carter gave funds and weapons to what was known as "The Freedom Fighters" in their fight.

One of the freedom fighters was Osama Bin Laden.

The rest is history.
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#2
RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
Quote:The funds were to be released on February 23rd. But, Zelensky was already the frontrunner. So the funds were withheld pending the election and set to be released in May.
Nope...

The funds were withheld because the russian asset in office was attempting to exort a victim of russian aggresion into legitimizing their campaign and smearing a rival.

......carry on.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#3
RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
It’s “Osama *Bin* Laden”.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
(January 22, 2020 at 6:16 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote:
Quote:The funds were to be released on February 23rd. But, Zelensky was already the frontrunner. So the funds were withheld pending the election and set to be released in May.
Nope...

The funds were withheld because the russian asset in office was attempting to exort a victim of russian aggresion into legitimizing their campaign and smearing a rival.

......carry on.
That's quite an imagination you have but, the real story is much funnier!

(January 22, 2020 at 6:19 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It’s “Osama *Bin* Laden”.
Thank you: fixed
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#5
RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
Researching?

Really?

You have the actual accounting data?

You are a qualified forensic accountant?


....

Now watch me get flamed - for not believing properly....



The new atheism - skepticizm not allowed.
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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
(January 22, 2020 at 6:23 pm)Haipule Wrote:
(January 22, 2020 at 6:16 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Nope...

The funds were withheld because the russian asset in office was attempting to exort a victim of russian aggresion into legitimizing their campaign and smearing a rival.

......carry on.
That's quite an imagination you have but, the real story is much funnier!


You'd be the first to dispute it................not even the Man Himself disputes it.  None of his employees dispute it.  No one.
Because that's what happened.  
Are you, in addition to being a feckless fucking af troll..a trumpist?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
(January 22, 2020 at 6:33 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Researching?

Really?

You have the actual accounting data?

You are a qualified forensic accountant?


....

Now watch me get flamed - for not believing properly....



The new atheism - skepticizm not allowed.
No, I am a stupid surfer from HB. I was just reading and reading and it just got weirder and weirder.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#8
RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
(January 22, 2020 at 6:19 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: It’s “Osama *Bin* Laden”.

Thanks to Obama he’s Osama bin liner, now...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#9
RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
Yep, you're fucking stupid. So maybe remember that next time before you hit post?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: President Zelensky and the Withheld Funds
(January 22, 2020 at 6:39 pm)Haipule Wrote:
(January 22, 2020 at 6:33 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Researching?

Really?

You have the actual accounting data?

You are a qualified forensic accountant?


....

Now watch me get flamed - for not believing properly....



The new atheism - skepticizm not allowed.
No, I am a stupid surfer from HB. I was just reading and reading and it just got weirder and weirder.

Ok.... You read something on the internet.

Got it.


....

If your friends read it too do you get to claim it's peer reviewed?
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