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Haipule Offline
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Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 1:58 am (This post was last modified: January 29, 2020 at 2:02 am by Haipule.)
There is a severer difference between male and female sexuality. First of all, do you men know that women are nothing like you? Nothing! There are some women that try to understand you but, they will eventually be bored! Go ahead, have sex with 6 women and be thoroughly confused because you will be!


Women need to be introduced to their own private garden which is their own orgasm. And you don't have the key, mister potential fountain idiot, unless you are willing to play fountain and garden with them. Well, the key, for some, is to massage them with scented oils, with candles, playing their favorite music, in their favorite place. A place they are comfortable with or somethings like this as they are all individuals wanting to be pleased. They will not release their orgasm, their greatest prize, to you unless their comfortable and pleased!


Yet, your own man sexuality, is as stupid as a bottle of shampoo, and actually this stupid: wash, rinse, repeat! 

Come on dudes! They're depending on us!
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I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#2
RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 3:09 am
I'm gay.
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ignoramus Offline
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RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 3:39 am
My harem of goats have never complained! Not once I tell ya!
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Know God, Know fear.
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#4
RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 3:55 am
How old are you?! 10?
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RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 8:21 am
(January 29, 2020 at 1:58 am)Haipule Wrote: There is a severer difference between male and female sexuality. First of all, do you men know that women are nothing like you? Nothing! There are some women that try to understand you but, they will eventually be bored! Go ahead, have sex with 6 women and be thoroughly confused because you will be!


Women need to be introduced to their own private garden which is their own orgasm. And you don't have the key, mister potential fountain idiot, unless you are willing to play fountain and garden with them. Well, the key, for some, is to massage them with scented oils, with candles, playing their favorite music, in their favorite place. A place they are comfortable with or somethings like this as they are all individuals wanting to be pleased. They will not release their orgasm, their greatest prize, to you unless their comfortable and pleased!


Yet, your own man sexuality, is as stupid as a bottle of shampoo, and actually this stupid: wash, rinse, repeat! 

Come on dudes! They're depending on us!

Did you just return from a sensitivity training class?
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RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 8:25 am
Somebody has been snorting estrogen replacement meds again....
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RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 10:52 am
Haipule, you sound like goop's door to door salesman.

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RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 11:00 am
(January 29, 2020 at 3:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: My harem of goats have never complained! Not once I tell ya!

Bah! Big Grin
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RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm
Wait...women can have orgasms?!

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RE: Sexuality
January 29, 2020 at 12:36 pm
What the?  I was taught all that in 8th grade.  Oh, Mrs. Moore, I used to think I would reach a time when the older women I have a thing for were actually my own age.  Never happened.
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