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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 5, 2020 at 7:39 pm
(April 5, 2020 at 7:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 5, 2020 at 7:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Reminds me of a joke (most things do):
Two nuns are driving on a lonely road at night. The car screeches to a halt because there’s a vampire standing in the road. Terrified, Sister Mary turns to Sister Ruth and says, ‘What are we going to do?’
Sister Ruth says, ‘Show him your Cross, quick!’, so Sister Mary rolls down the window, puts her head out and bellows, ‘GET OUTTA THE ROAD, YA TOOTHY GIT!!’
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I read a copy of a Tweet that said, "You know you're in Scotland when you see a drunk shouting 'I fukkin hate hedgehogs! See what's gonna happen tae ya, ya pointy bastid' at a hairbrush".
As often happens in jokes like this, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub, where each orders a pint. Immediately, a fly lands on the head of each pint.
The Englishman goes green about the gills and pushes his pint away in disgust.
The Irishman flick the fly off his pint and proceeds to drink.
The Scotsman picks up his fly between thumb and forefinger, shakes it and screams, ‘SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!!’
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 5, 2020 at 8:53 pm
(April 5, 2020 at 7:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The Scotsman picks up his fly between thumb and forefinger, shakes it and screams, ‘SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!!’
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Which is weird, because in my experience, Scotsmen would more likely call it "A fookin' Cunt!"
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 6, 2020 at 5:02 am
(April 5, 2020 at 8:53 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: (April 5, 2020 at 7:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The Scotsman picks up his fly between thumb and forefinger, shakes it and screams, ‘SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!!’
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Which is weird, because in my experience, Scotsmen would more likely call it "A fookin' Cunt!"
You're thinking of Glaswegians. The Scotsman in the joke is from Aberdeen - a kinder, gentler variety of vulgarian.
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 6, 2020 at 5:37 am
So just where is Edinborough?
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 6, 2020 at 5:38 am
(April 6, 2020 at 5:37 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: So just where is Edinborough?
In Scotland!
Sheeesh!
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 6, 2020 at 5:46 am
(April 6, 2020 at 5:37 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: So just where is Edinborough?
No such place.
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 6, 2020 at 5:54 am
(April 6, 2020 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (April 6, 2020 at 5:37 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: So just where is Edinborough?
No such place.
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I pointed that out to a gentleman who lives there and he was shocked, he'd never noticed that disconnect.
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 6, 2020 at 5:56 am
(April 6, 2020 at 5:54 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (April 6, 2020 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No such place.
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I pointed that out to a gentleman who lives there and he was shocked, he'd never noticed that disconnect.
And did he offer to give you such a smack for spelling it wrong?
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 6, 2020 at 5:56 am
(April 6, 2020 at 5:54 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (April 6, 2020 at 5:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No such place.
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I pointed that out to a gentleman who lives there and he was shocked, he'd never noticed that disconnect.
Fuck.
You got me!
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RE: Feminists are all incels
April 6, 2020 at 6:03 am
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(April 6, 2020 at 5:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (April 6, 2020 at 5:54 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I pointed that out to a gentleman who lives there and he was shocked, he'd never noticed that disconnect.
And did he offer to give you such a smack for spelling it wrong?
Boru He sent me a bottle of Bruichladdich.
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