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Damn Florida, you so crazy

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Damn Florida, you so crazy
April 11, 2020 at 10:32 pm
Just another day.
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April 12, 2020 at 4:54 am
Did she escape from somewhere?
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April 12, 2020 at 6:07 am
The "why" she told the police was what she made up when they came for her, I bet.
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RE: Damn Florida, you so crazy
April 12, 2020 at 6:29 am
Wait...you CAN'T put porn-filled Easter eggs into people's mailboxes?

Fucking nanny state.

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RE: Damn Florida, you so crazy
April 12, 2020 at 6:35 am
(April 12, 2020 at 6:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Wait...you CAN'T put porn-filled Easter eggs into people's mailboxes?

Fucking nanny state.

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Florida police violating the First Amendment. Or maybe the 13th. One of them. Never read it, so I don't really know but I'll scream "My Constitutional Rights!!!!" at the top of my voice when I haven't got a good argument.
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RE: Damn Florida, you so crazy
April 12, 2020 at 6:56 am
(April 12, 2020 at 6:35 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 12, 2020 at 6:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Wait...you CAN'T put porn-filled Easter eggs into people's mailboxes?

Fucking nanny state.

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Florida police violating the First Amendment. Or maybe the 13th. One of them. Never read it, so I don't really know but I'll scream "My Constitutional Rights!!!!" at the top of my voice when I haven't got a good argument.

If they arrest you, make sure they read you your Carmen Miranda rights ('You have the right to an enormous fruit-covered hat...').

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RE: Damn Florida, you so crazy
April 12, 2020 at 7:01 am
(April 12, 2020 at 6:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 12, 2020 at 6:35 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Florida police violating the First Amendment. Or maybe the 13th. One of them. Never read it, so I don't really know but I'll scream "My Constitutional Rights!!!!" at the top of my voice when I haven't got a good argument.

If they arrest you, make sure they read you your Carmen Miranda rights ('You have the right to an enormous fruit-covered hat...').

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I worked with one of the cops who were involved in the original Miranda case. When he admitted to this I replied "So it's all YOUR fault?"

And I loved it when deserters told me I hadn't read them their rights.

"You don't have any. Shut up."
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RE: Damn Florida, you so crazy
April 12, 2020 at 7:49 am
Why is no one delivering porn to my door??
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RE: Damn Florida, you so crazy
April 12, 2020 at 7:54 am
(April 12, 2020 at 7:49 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Why is no one delivering porn to my door??
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