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Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 9:06 pm
You've died and your last <<sent text>> is your epitaph. What would it be?

Mine would be, "I'm out of my mind on meds right now."

What would yours be?

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 9:10 pm
I knew the xtians were full of shit!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 9:10 pm
"I wish I did hard drugs." Haha
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 9:56 pm
I don't text (really, I don't) but I picked out my epitaph a long time ago:

'He Ate What Was Set Before Him'

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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 9:59 pm
Yeah, I'm a nontexter too. If it were that pasting whatever you last copied game, my epitaph would be an NCAA women's soccer tournament match link that has expired and gives you no clue who was playing (I think it was Ohio State and Butler, but who knows now).

http://www.collegesportslive.com/popout/...ker=gtlite
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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 10:15 pm
If I could choose my own, I'd go with "What was up with everyone timing my poops?"
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 10:48 pm
My last text was to my dad when he asked I was alright during a night out (this very night, now I think about it).
My reply?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO X

That's pretty much how I'd like to be remembered tbh Wink
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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 10:57 pm
Don't do personal text but plenty for work with our suppliers.

The last one reads:

Hi Mat. Call me to confirm one measurement. Ta. Jim.

(How you been Luckie?)
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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 11:02 pm
(November 14, 2015 at 10:57 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Don't do personal text but plenty for work with our suppliers.

The last one reads:

Hi Mat. Call me to confirm one measurement. Ta. Jim.

(How you been Luckie?)

"Hey Ig, I'd say about 5 1/2 inches flaccid."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Your last Text..
November 14, 2015 at 11:31 pm
"This too shall pass."
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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