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Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
(April 14, 2020 at 11:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Recently I've noticed here a trend to ask deep, probing questions about famous historical figures, so I've decided to ask an important question about another famous figure.

Was Bruce Wayne TRULY innocent in the deaths of his parents?

Think about it.

- They decide to leave the theatre early, but instead of going out the brightly lit entrance, they leave by a side door into a dark, dingy alley.

- There just happens to be someone waiting in that alley for them.

- As important people in Gotham they were likely instantly recognisable to anyone they met.

- On the pretext of robbing them, the assassin shot both but conveniently left a witness.

And who us the one who will benefit from their deaths? Bruce.

I think his parents discovered his obsession with the night, with bats, and with dangerous activities andcwere going to have young Bruce committed to Arkham.    But he found about it and arranged the hit.

Hero, my arse!







I am a serious thread.  Don't fuck it up, Iggy!

I've always had a sneaking suspicion that Batman is actually the head of an international crime syndicate.  This explains why the only people he takes out or sends to prison are low-level flunkies.  The 'biggies' get sent to Arkham for a few years, but they are always released or 'escape' so they can continue working for Batman.

The original heads of the syndicate were Thomas Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth.  Alfred got greedy and arranged the hit on the Waynes, but left Bruce alive to mold him into a torpedo. Bruce eventually was in a position to demote Alfred to consiglieri and become sole head of his father's vast criminal empire.


Boru
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#12
RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
My heart was always with the poor billionaire. You guys are so mean.
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#13
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Whaddya mean, 'mean'?  I have nothing but admiration for the heads of multinational crime syndicates.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
(April 15, 2020 at 6:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Whaddya mean, 'mean'?  I have nothing but admiration for the heads of multinational crime syndicates.

Boru

Lex talk about that, okay?
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You're such a joker.




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#16
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^^
crime boss heads as in ...................... next to the horses heads?
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(April 15, 2020 at 6:31 am)Little lunch Wrote: You're such a joker.

Whiner says: I can barely do it now.
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#18
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Can anyone with a side kick named the "Boy Wonder" be truly innocent?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
(April 15, 2020 at 8:44 am)brewer Wrote: Can anyone with a side kick named the "Boy Wonder" be truly innocent?

The World Wonders.
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RE: Was Bruce Wayne truly innocent?
(April 14, 2020 at 11:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Recently I've noticed here a trend to ask deep, probing questions about famous historical figures, so I've decided to ask an important question about another famous figure.

Was Bruce Wayne TRULY innocent in the deaths of his parents?

Think about it.

- They decide to leave the theatre early, but instead of going out the brightly lit entrance, they leave by a side door into a dark, dingy alley.

- There just happens to be someone waiting in that alley for them.

- As important people in Gotham they were likely instantly recognisable to anyone they met.

- On the pretext of robbing them, the assassin shot both but conveniently left a witness.

And who us the one who will benefit from their deaths? Bruce.

I think his parents discovered his obsession with the night, with bats, and with dangerous activities andcwere going to have young Bruce committed to Arkham.    But he found about it and arranged the hit.

Hero, my arse!







I am a serious thread.  Don't fuck it up, Iggy!
1.It was Thomas's idea to go down crime alley 

2.Joe Chill the guy in most versions of the Bat Man parents was simply a small time thug who just wanted to rob the waynes .Though in other versions he is hired by he mob boss Lew Moxon to kill the Waynes in revenge .

3.In the original version he had no clue who the Waynes were .Though other versions hae him hired by the mob for the task of killing them .

4. Joe Chill actually thought he had killed all three of them  

5. Bruce suffered a life time of mental trauma .

6. Bruce had none of those obsessions till after his parents deaths  

7.Need i also point out in most version Bruce was 8 when his parents died

(April 14, 2020 at 11:43 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Nope.  The batman is guilty of the same crime he punishes, even if he didn't contribute to his parent's death.

We call him The Dark Knight for a reason.  Wink
Depends on the version
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