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Stanford creates Smart Toilet...
April 17, 2020 at 11:30 pm (This post was last modified: April 18, 2020 at 12:59 am by Rev. Rye.)
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April 18, 2020 at 5:54 am
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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April 18, 2020 at 6:04 am
The Moties built the best toilet, way back in the '70s.
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April 18, 2020 at 6:19 am

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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April 18, 2020 at 6:21 am
(April 18, 2020 at 6:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 18, 2020 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I wouldn't have it in my house, just because of the name.  A toilet isn't 'smart' unless it can:

1.  Do my taxes.

2.  Remind me to buy eggs when that's what I went to get in the first place and came home without.

3.  Come up with an answer to the wife's question, 'Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?' that won't result in a fight.

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Point 3 is a trap!  Right now in a galaxy far, far away, a fish man is yelling "It's a trap!"

It's right up there with "does this make my arse look fat?"

To which a brave (or suicidal) man replies, "no, your arse makes your arse look fat."

I thought about trying the answer, 'Well...Betty is VERY attractive, but Susan does this thing with her tongue...'

Then I decided that I like my balls where they are, so I opted not to answer.

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April 18, 2020 at 6:23 am
(April 18, 2020 at 6:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 18, 2020 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I wouldn't have it in my house, just because of the name.  A toilet isn't 'smart' unless it can:

1.  Do my taxes.

2.  Remind me to buy eggs when that's what I went to get in the first place and came home without.

3.  Come up with an answer to the wife's question, 'Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?' that won't result in a fight.

Boru

Point 3 is a trap!  Right now in a galaxy far, far away, a fish man is yelling "It's a trap!"

It's right up there with "does this make my arse look fat?"

To which a brave (or suicidal) man replies, "no, your arse makes your arse look fat."

'This question is NOT a problem for black men.  If your girl asks you if the dress makes her ass look fat, you say, "Damn straight, it does!" ' - Chris Rock

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April 18, 2020 at 6:34 am
(April 18, 2020 at 6:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Point 3 is a trap!  Right now A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy far, far away, a fish man is yelling "It's a trap!"
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