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You have 48 hours to live!
#21
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
I would go hang out with my ex-wife.


It wouldn't make things more enjoyable - but it would make 48 hours seem like a really long time and I'd look forward to the end.....
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#22
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
Be a model citizen, unlike what I've been all my life.
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#23
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 28, 2020 at 9:43 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Probably order up to my credit card limit from Chewy.com.  I would want to know that my critters had supplies after I'm gone.

Chewy packed my boxes of Fancy Feast with my 16 oz. plastic jugs of Temptations. They were smashed when I got them, left a string of treats from the curb to my door, and inside when I retrieved the box. To be fair they did refund my money for that. And the catasaurus rex hoovered up the treats.
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#24
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 29, 2020 at 9:46 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 28, 2020 at 9:43 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Probably order up to my credit card limit from Chewy.com.  I would want to know that my critters had supplies after I'm gone.

Chewy packed my boxes of Fancy Feast with my 16 oz. plastic jugs of Temptations. They were smashed when I got them, left a string of treats from the curb to my door, and inside when I retrieved the box. To be fair they did refund my money for that. And the catasaurus rex hoovered up the treats.

I had a bag of parrot food that got torn in one order and was all over in the box.  The next day I had a new bag and they refunded my money.  I buy a lot from them.  Things are a little slow right now but they have always been a good company to work with - excellent customer service.  I even get Christmas cards from them every year.
  
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#25
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 27, 2020 at 9:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wait, I have to make a more detailed thread about this?

I was making a general announcement!

Ummm...


What would you do if you found out you only have forty eight hours to live?  You know, dead by Friday...


Have fun.

Also, not serious.

Crap! And I'm working the next two days too. Could you hold off until next Wednesday before giving me the 48 hour warning?
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#26
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 29, 2020 at 11:43 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(April 29, 2020 at 9:46 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Chewy packed my boxes of Fancy Feast with my 16 oz. plastic jugs of Temptations. They were smashed when I got them, left a string of treats from the curb to my door, and inside when I retrieved the box. To be fair they did refund my money for that. And the catasaurus rex hoovered up the treats.

I had a bag of parrot food that got torn in one order and was all over in the box.  The next day I had a new bag and they refunded my money.  I buy a lot from them.  Things are a little slow right now but they have always been a good company to work with - excellent customer service.  I even get Christmas cards from them every year.

My typical order is ~$100. I buy every other month on average.
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#27
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 30, 2020 at 7:41 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 29, 2020 at 11:43 am)arewethereyet Wrote: I had a bag of parrot food that got torn in one order and was all over in the box.  The next day I had a new bag and they refunded my money.  I buy a lot from them.  Things are a little slow right now but they have always been a good company to work with - excellent customer service.  I even get Christmas cards from them every year.

My typical order is ~$100. I buy every other month on average.

I order at least twice that but I have three dogs, a cat, and two parrots to feed and care for.  Not to mention I buy wild bird seed from them too.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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#28
RE: You have 48 hours to live!
(April 30, 2020 at 7:46 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(April 30, 2020 at 7:41 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: My typical order is ~$100. I buy every other month on average.

I order at least twice that but I have three dogs, a cat, and two parrots to feed and care for.  Not to mention I buy wild bird seed from them too.
Yep, you win that one. Truce
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