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Hello my Godless Heathens
#11
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
Welcome Woof.

I dig without calling.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#12
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
(April 30, 2020 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 30, 2020 at 7:46 am)Brian37 Wrote: I would seriously suck at being a mafia boss.
Among other things.  Razz

I have you on speed dial. 

You and I are old enough to know what a Rolodex is. And you also know who the Scorpions are. HERE I AM.
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#13
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
(April 30, 2020 at 7:54 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 30, 2020 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Among other things.  Razz

I have you on speed dial. 

You and I are old enough to know what a Rolodex is. And you also know who the Scorpions are. HERE I AM.

...in a rocking chair hurricane.

(April 30, 2020 at 6:52 am)Anarchy811 Wrote: I am new.... Hi!!
BTW, if anyone comes in claiming to be mod, don't believe them, the mods are all in jail in Tijuana right now. GoFundMe accepts donations for bail as low as ten cents US.
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#14
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
(April 30, 2020 at 7:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 30, 2020 at 7:54 am)Brian37 Wrote: I have you on speed dial. 

You and I are old enough to know what a Rolodex is. And you also know who the Scorpions are. HERE I AM.

...in a rocking chair hurricane.

(April 30, 2020 at 6:52 am)Anarchy811 Wrote: I am new.... Hi!!
BTW, if anyone comes in claiming to be mod, don't believe them, the mods are all in jail in Tijuana right now. GoFundMe accepts donations for bail as low as ten cents US.

We are NOT in jail.  We prefer the term 'protective custody'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#15
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I'm glad to see they agreed to your demands and used the colored ropes this time.
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#16
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
I'd have a longer reply, but I'm busy assisting the police with their inquiries.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#17
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(April 30, 2020 at 8:37 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd have a longer reply, but I'm busy assisting the police with their inquiries.

Boru
I know where all the criminals are:


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#18
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
Welcome
I look forward to reading your posts.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#19
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
Greetings!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#20
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
Welcome.

Don't believe what you hear about the mods.

We're not in jail or protective custody.

We're in remedial custody "for the protection of society" because we're "a danger to others" and "too unstable to be out in public".
Dying to live, living to die.
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