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Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm
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The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)
When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the
realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!
It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
the first crude eye.
Then he reproduced himself many times!
Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some
foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.
'Natural' 'Selection' at work!
Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!
Most Believe ONLY what they WANT to Believe... 
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 4:41 pm
(This post was last modified: May 1, 2020 at 4:42 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)
When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the
realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!
It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
the first crude eye.
Then he reproduced himself many times!
Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some
foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.
'Natural' 'Selection' at work!
Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!
If you’re going to attack evolution, you need to start by attacking evolution, instead of this childish parody.
You’ll never successfully refute what you don’t understand.
Boru
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 4:52 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 4:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)
When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the
realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!
It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
the first crude eye.
Then he reproduced himself many times!
Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some
foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.
'Natural' 'Selection' at work!
Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!
If you’re going to attack evolution, you need to start by attacking evolution, instead of this childish parody.
You’ll never successfully refute what you don’t understand.
Boru -----------------------------------------------------
It's YOUR 'Science' that tries to hide the fact that it has no Foundation.
Not MINE.
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 4:56 pm
OP, does your mother know you're acting like an idiot on the internet?
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 5:02 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 4:52 pm)theMadJW Wrote: (May 1, 2020 at 4:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you’re going to attack evolution, you need to start by attacking evolution, instead of this childish parody.
You’ll never successfully refute what you don’t understand.
Boru -----------------------------------------------------
It's YOUR 'Science' that tries to hide the fact that it has no Foundation.
Not MINE.
But you’re not addressing the science. You’ve simply made up a parody of what the science is, and using that to claim that the science is wrong. This is known as a ‘strawman’.
But have your fun while you can.
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 5:03 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 4:56 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: OP, does your mother know you're acting like an idiot on the internet?
That’s unfair. I don’t think he’s acting.
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 5:04 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 5:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (May 1, 2020 at 4:56 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: OP, does your mother know you're acting like an idiot on the internet?
That’s unfair. I don’t think he’s acting.
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I tried "behaving", but I retched.
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 5:42 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)
When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the
realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!
It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
the first crude eye.
Then he reproduced himself many times!
Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some
foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.
'Natural' 'Selection' at work!
Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!
That is not evolution, it is a fairy story invented by dumb christians.
But you do have a proclivity for fairy stories, don't you.
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 5:51 pm
As improbable as the universe and life are - the equation to explain it is not simplified by claiming knowledge of the invisible man that magically created it.
It just makes you look very feeble.
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 5:59 pm
Given an entire universe life isn't improbable at all.
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