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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 1:48 pm
An oldie from my high school days. I'm sure that I've forgotten some of it-
You no-good fast-back baby-raping father- stabbing son-of-a-bitch! Yeah, I know, what is insulting about fast-back? I guess it was because the guy (not I) could rattle that off like a machine gun.
If someone gives me the finger I ask whether that's their a) age, b) IQ, or c) number of human parents
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 2:50 pm
(This post was last modified: June 27, 2020 at 2:57 pm by onlinebiker.)
My favorite from a movie.
Cpl. reading "fan mail"
"Capt Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls.. I have no idea what that means sir - but it sounds pretty negative to me."
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 3:25 pm
From M*A*S*H: Did anyone ever tell you that you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 3:27 pm
....and Jesus wept.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 3:40 pm
You're a douche canoe in a river of limp dick motherfuckers! - My son said that to me once.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: Creative Insults
June 27, 2020 at 3:49 pm
If your brain was a symphony, it would be Schubert's 8th.
Shelley called, he wants his vast and trunkless legs of stone back.
Your mom is a Picasso.
And her radiance was very important to Stephen Hawking.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 28, 2020 at 12:29 am
I long for the day before I met you.
Is that your face or did your neck just vomit?
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: Creative Insults
June 28, 2020 at 12:50 am
(June 27, 2020 at 1:24 pm)no one Wrote: You look familiar, I think I fucked your mom in the ass, and you came out.
A variant of that was that I was almost your father but the dog beat me over the fence.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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RE: Creative Insults
June 28, 2020 at 1:59 am
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
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RE: Creative Insults
June 28, 2020 at 3:00 am
I've been trying to think of just one creative insult and I've got zero.
I can think of plenty of colourful insults. :-)
