Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Creative Insults
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Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"Don't you have a train to be under?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
‘I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.’ - Groucho
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Your parents only met once. And your mom still owes your dad some change.
RE: Creative Insults
June 29, 2020 at 6:18 am
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2020 at 6:18 am by Peebothuhlu.)
At work.
"That man has all the character of a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -Paul Keating.
More of a curse than an insult:
‘May the divil cut the head off you and make a day’s work of your neck.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Creative Insults
June 29, 2020 at 7:56 am
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2020 at 8:07 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
"May all your exes be at the next table at your next date."
Your Mom: May your children grow up to be just like you!
Hi! My name's Cliff. Drop over sometime!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: Creative Insults
July 2, 2020 at 4:57 am
(This post was last modified: July 2, 2020 at 4:58 am by Sal.)
I find passive aggressive insults to be the most effective, particularly ones that are vague enough for them to take a while to sink in.
I know you're right, when you got such great hair and can walk soooooo fantastically.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
(July 2, 2020 at 4:57 am)Sal Wrote: I find passive aggressive insults to be the most effective, particularly ones that are vague enough for them to take a while to sink in.12yo to bad guy. "Reverse psychology? I can do that too. Don't go fuck yourself." (The Predator.) The best insults are the ones where the target suddenly sets up in bed, about 3 AM, and goes "HEY!!!" |
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