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Creative Insults
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Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
"Don't you have a train to be under?"
Dying to live, living to die.
‘I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.’ - Groucho
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Your parents only met once. And your mom still owes your dad some change.
 RE: Creative Insults
June 29, 2020 at 6:18 am
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2020 at 6:18 am by Peebothuhlu.)
At work.
"That man has all the character of a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -Paul Keating.
More of a curse than an insult:
‘May the divil cut the head off you and make a day’s work of your neck.’ Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: Creative Insults
June 29, 2020 at 7:56 am
(This post was last modified: June 29, 2020 at 8:07 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
"May all your exes be at the next table at your next date."
Your Mom: May your children grow up to be just like you! 
Hi! My name's Cliff. Drop over sometime!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: Creative Insults
July 2, 2020 at 4:57 am
(This post was last modified: July 2, 2020 at 4:58 am by Sal.)
I find passive aggressive insults to be the most effective, particularly ones that are vague enough for them to take a while to sink in.
I know you're right, when you got such great hair and can walk soooooo fantastically.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
(July 2, 2020 at 4:57 am)Sal Wrote: I find passive aggressive insults to be the most effective, particularly ones that are vague enough for them to take a while to sink in.12yo to bad guy. "Reverse psychology? I can do that too. Don't go fuck yourself." (The Predator.) The best insults are the ones where the target suddenly sets up in bed, about 3 AM, and goes "HEY!!!" 
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