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#21
RE: Creative Insults
June 28, 2020 at 5:46 am
Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.  I think you owe it an apology.

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RE: Creative Insults
June 28, 2020 at 6:01 am
"Don't you have a train to be under?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#23
RE: Creative Insults
June 28, 2020 at 6:10 am
‘I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.’ - Groucho

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RE: Creative Insults
June 28, 2020 at 8:17 am
Your parents only met once. And your mom still owes your dad some change.
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#25
RE: Creative Insults
June 29, 2020 at 6:18 am (This post was last modified: June 29, 2020 at 6:18 am by Peebothuhlu.)
At work.

"That man has all the character of a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -Paul Keating.
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#26
RE: Creative Insults
June 29, 2020 at 6:38 am
More of a curse than an insult:

‘May the divil cut the head off you and make a day’s work of your neck.’

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RE: Creative Insults
June 29, 2020 at 7:56 am (This post was last modified: June 29, 2020 at 8:07 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
"May all your exes be at the next table at your next date."
Your Mom: May your children grow up to be just like you!
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RE: Creative Insults
July 2, 2020 at 1:30 am
Hi! My name's Cliff. Drop over sometime!
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RE: Creative Insults
July 2, 2020 at 4:57 am (This post was last modified: July 2, 2020 at 4:58 am by Sal.)
I find passive aggressive insults to be the most effective, particularly ones that are vague enough for them to take a while to sink in.

I know you're right, when you got such great hair and can walk soooooo fantastically.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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RE: Creative Insults
July 2, 2020 at 6:52 am
(July 2, 2020 at 4:57 am)Sal Wrote: I find passive aggressive insults to be the most effective, particularly ones that are vague enough for them to take a while to sink in.

I know you're right, when you got such great hair and can walk soooooo fantastically.
12yo to bad guy. "Reverse psychology? I can do that too. Don't go fuck yourself." (The Predator.)

The best insults are the ones where the target suddenly sets up in bed, about 3 AM, and goes "HEY!!!" Hehe
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