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Make up your own fake product/ with disclaimer.
July 1, 2020 at 9:30 am
Here is your opportunity to come up with an absurd fake product, BUT, also add the fine print making fun of liability language.
For example.
"Acme Shards Of Glass" great for replacing the ice in your iced tea. (DISCLAIMER, not available in sane worlds, void where prohibited, see stores for details, using this product may result in death.)
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RE: Make up your own fake product/ with disclaimer.
July 1, 2020 at 9:35 am
Pate Cover Spray! Tired of doing the combover to hide something everybody else notices anyway? Use Pate Cover Spray! The science that brought us flocking for fake Xmas trees has zoomed to new heights in the pathetic attempt realm! Nobody but the rest of the planet will know that you're losing your hair faster than Greenland is losing ice! Order now and we'll include that hat the guy in U2 wears all the damn time, 'cause he ain't bald either!
Caution: Not effective against people who aren't blind.
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RE: Make up your own fake product/ with disclaimer.
July 2, 2020 at 6:42 am
(This post was last modified: July 2, 2020 at 6:43 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
NEW!! SUSHI TOTS!!
Tired of going to snobby sushi bars with people you hate? Then try new Sushi Tots! Enjoy the culinary traditions of the mysterious East in the comfort and privacy of your own home with Sushi Tots! That's right folks - delicate bits of raw fish wrapped in a light breading. Look for them in the bread aisle of your local grocer.
CAUTION: Do not expose tots to direct sunlight. Contains no actual food products. Not to be taken internally.
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RE: Make up your own fake product/ with disclaimer.
July 2, 2020 at 2:33 pm
Tired of taking your husband around shops.
Try our adult creche.
We call in wetherspoons.
May come back drunk and spouting anti european far right talking points.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: Make up your own fake product/ with disclaimer.
July 3, 2020 at 3:59 am
Yeah, since I am so popular, I was planning on launching my set of products with my logo.
There would be Fake Messiah bra
![[Image: bra-2.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/hjBcGQ5c/bra-2.jpg)
Then Fake Messiah stickers that people can paste on the covers of their books
![[Image: bible-and-koran.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/L5QcjJNq/bible-and-koran.jpg)
Then Fake Messiah masks that people can put on their face
![[Image: mask.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/7Z0RZt8J/mask.jpg)
Then also Fake Messiah face-stickers that people can paste on faces of statues of Gods who lost their power and either pray to FM, or, if the statue is just a decoration, re-fresh it with FM sticker
![[Image: statue-2.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/cCtm56dt/statue-2.jpg)
![[Image: statue-3.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/zD9ZDgbM/statue-3.jpg)
![[Image: statue-4.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/Fs3tYH0K/statue-4.jpg)
And then Fake Messiah glasses which are something like 3D glasses because you wear them when you watch a movie and it switches faces of actors with Fake Messiah (it especially comes in handy if the main actor has become a notorious racist in the meantime)
![[Image: movie.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/0jS4KVM4/movie.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Make up your own fake product/ with disclaimer.
July 3, 2020 at 4:18 am
ACME FUNATRON 6900
Disclaimer- Legal jargonese explaining in great detail why you should never attempt any of the stunts influenced by the encouraged explicit conditioning marketing of our beloved product.
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RE: Make up your own fake product/ with disclaimer.
July 3, 2020 at 7:27 pm
(July 3, 2020 at 4:18 am)no one Wrote: ACME FUNATRON 6900
Disclaimer- Legal jargonese explaining in great detail why you should never attempt any of the stunts influenced by the encouraged explicit conditioning marketing of our beloved product.
I think I'm missing something. All I see is a big section of empty screen. If that's the joke, color me confused.
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