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My DATE Thread!
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My DATE Thread!
August 31, 2020 at 3:55 am
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Tell us about your experience with sticky dates!

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RE: My DATE Thread!
August 31, 2020 at 4:05 am
If I did, most of you boys wouldn't be able to walk...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: My DATE Thread!
August 31, 2020 at 4:53 am
(August 31, 2020 at 4:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If I did, most of you boys wouldn't be able to walk...

I'll take the risk.

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RE: My DATE Thread!
August 31, 2020 at 7:44 am
No dates, but there was the great cotton candy disaster.

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August 31, 2020 at 7:53 am
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RE: My DATE Thread!
August 31, 2020 at 8:29 am
Every date I’ve ever had ended up gooey, sticky, and oh so sweet!




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RE: My DATE Thread!
August 31, 2020 at 10:33 am
(August 31, 2020 at 4:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If I did, most of you boys wouldn't be able to walk...

I'm not a boy, so you can tell me. Coffee

I still might not be able to walk, but only because I'd be lying down.
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RE: My DATE Thread!
August 31, 2020 at 10:37 am (This post was last modified: August 31, 2020 at 3:45 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
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RE: My DATE Thread!
August 31, 2020 at 7:18 pm
Kit, what's wrong with you?
Here we are discussing culinary delights and you go way off topic!

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RE: My DATE Thread!
September 2, 2020 at 3:19 am
Back in my college days oh so long ago, I went out to a club to go meet a girl that I might fancy, dance a bit, drink a bit and hopefully get a phone number so that we could have a few dates, see where the evening took us.

We ended up going to all you can eat buffets. We both were skinny and at the time, could eat as much as we wanted and not gain a pound.

It was wonderful.

Sex wasn't half bad either.
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