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I named my penis today.

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I named my penis today.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 6, 2020 at 9:50 pm
I named my pens today, there's Cilla Black, Little Boy Blue, Charlie Brown, Lorne Greene, and  Helen Reddy.

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RE: I named my penis today.
September 6, 2020 at 11:08 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 1:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Until now I might have been the only male over twelve years old who hadn't named his penis. But I can no longer avoid this because "Donald" just works.

I am 61 years old. If I thought of my member as "Donald" I would never have fun again!
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 6, 2020 at 11:17 pm
When I got old, I thought I would be past this, but I was trying to take a piss at 3 AM, and had an erection.  Dodgy I need my sleep, and don't want to wait around for it to flag so I can!  Truce
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 7, 2020 at 7:52 am
(September 6, 2020 at 11:17 pm)Fireball Wrote: When I got old, I thought I would be past this, but I was trying to take a piss at 3 AM, and had an erection.  Dodgy I need my sleep, and don't want to wait around for it to flag so I can!  Truce

Just give it a sharp flick of a finger (not euphemism). A nurse did that to me one time and I told her I'd kill her if she did it again. Once I got out of the full body cast, that is. Mad
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 7, 2020 at 8:03 am
(September 6, 2020 at 11:17 pm)Fireball Wrote: When I got old, I thought I would be past this, but I was trying to take a piss at 3 AM, and had an erection.  Dodgy I need my sleep, and don't want to wait around for it to flag so I can!  Truce

Google - Hillary Clinton images.

If that doesn't do it nothing will.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 7, 2020 at 6:03 pm (This post was last modified: September 7, 2020 at 6:06 pm by outtathereligioncloset.)
(September 2, 2020 at 2:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 1:40 pm)Angrboda Wrote: You mean it wasn't called 'penis' before?  Oh dear.  Just what have I been talking about all this time?

Well, people knew what I was talking about when I mentioned "Smaug".

How about "Low Hanging Fruit?"
This seems like as good a time as any to remind everyone that all are welcome at the Church of the Rising Penis.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 7, 2020 at 6:10 pm
(September 7, 2020 at 6:03 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 2:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Well, people knew what I was talking about when I mentioned "Smaug".

How about "Low Hanging Fruit?"

the word is “limp”
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