Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 23, 2024, 8:41 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Hey up, you lot.
#11
RE: Hey up, you lot.
Welcome to the Forum!

My favourite Yorkshire joke:

 A Yorkshireman walks into a vet and says, ‘Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It’s not bin it sel lately.’

‘Of course, says the vet. ‘First things first - is it a Tom?’

‘Nah, nah. I’ve got it ‘ere wi me.’

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Reply
#12
RE: Hey up, you lot.
(January 3, 2021 at 10:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: Hiya!

Not sure if I'm a fuckwit or not, but welcome Razz
Reply
#13
RE: Hey up, you lot.
(January 3, 2021 at 1:30 pm)HappySkeptic Wrote:
(January 3, 2021 at 10:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: Hiya!

Not sure if I'm a fuckwit or not, but welcome Razz

That made me laugh! Smile
Reply
#14
RE: Hey up, you lot.
Welcome to the forum!
Reply
#15
RE: Hey up, you lot.
Welcome.

I look forward to reading more of your posts.
Dying to live, living to die.
Reply
#16
RE: Hey up, you lot.
(January 3, 2021 at 10:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: Hiya!

Yorkshire calling. Ex RN, police, Catholic, JW, Anglican chorister, participator of many demanding interests, sort of been there, done that.

I enjoy debate and used to belong to Debate Unlimited (in the UK) hosted by a nice bloke called Martin Willett. Can't trace it now. Long time ago, though.

Can't stand fuckwits, weak tea, animal abusers, child/domestic abusers, soggy Yorkshire puddings, bleaters (not sheep, that's another issue), ego-centrists (inc. gods/celebs), those willing to be offended (and offended on behalf of others), warm beer, etc.

On the contrary, thumbs up to the likes of George Carlin, pickled eggs, cloudscapes and nature, Yanks that 'get' Brit humour, dogs, Aussie bar jokes, exquisite choral music, horses, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Fry, inquisitiveness and exploration, human love.


Being from Yorkshire (God's own country), I'm obviously right about everything... No... don't go there; it's a joke. Just kidding. GFY.

The big thing I learned from DU is that flowery prose is usually proffered by one without an argument, and that 'losing' an argument doesn't mean that you were wrong, only that your opponent used better flowery language...

Cheers, peeps!

Welcome!!!

But pickled eggs tho...?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
Reply
#17
RE: Hey up, you lot.
(January 3, 2021 at 3:54 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(January 3, 2021 at 10:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: Hiya!

Yorkshire calling. Ex RN, police, Catholic, JW, Anglican chorister, participator of many demanding interests, sort of been there, done that.

I enjoy debate and used to belong to Debate Unlimited (in the UK) hosted by a nice bloke called Martin Willett. Can't trace it now. Long time ago, though.

Can't stand fuckwits, weak tea, animal abusers, child/domestic abusers, soggy Yorkshire puddings, bleaters (not sheep, that's another issue), ego-centrists (inc. gods/celebs), those willing to be offended (and offended on behalf of others), warm beer, etc.

On the contrary, thumbs up to the likes of George Carlin, pickled eggs, cloudscapes and nature, Yanks that 'get' Brit humour, dogs, Aussie bar jokes, exquisite choral music, horses, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Fry, inquisitiveness and exploration, human love.


Being from Yorkshire (God's own country), I'm obviously right about everything... No... don't go there; it's a joke. Just kidding. GFY.

The big thing I learned from DU is that flowery prose is usually proffered by one without an argument, and that 'losing' an argument doesn't mean that you were wrong, only that your opponent used better flowery language...

Cheers, peeps!

Welcome!!!

But pickled eggs tho...?

Divine in a bag of crisps (US chips) and a pint of ale.
Reply
#18
RE: Hey up, you lot.
The only thing pickle brine is useful for is pickling eggs. The eggs are getting a bad rap here!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Reply
#19
RE: Hey up, you lot.
Salutations. (My 2000th post!)
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
[Image: s-l640.jpg]
                                                                                         
Reply
#20
RE: Hey up, you lot.
Thank you all for the warm and humorous welcome. Much appreciated.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Hey all... newbie decloaking! wchanley 33 3246 February 19, 2023 at 1:08 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Hey :) Kate12345 10 1830 October 19, 2022 at 4:58 pm
Last Post: zebo-the-fat
  Hey everyone Ryn 3 611 July 4, 2022 at 9:02 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  Hey Bulxy88 13 2035 July 2, 2020 at 11:00 am
Last Post: Bulxy88
  Hey Sanau 9 1017 March 29, 2020 at 9:50 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Hey... there. PsychoKiss 8 1189 February 6, 2019 at 3:46 pm
Last Post: LastPoet
  Hey Jobin 9 909 January 19, 2019 at 4:18 pm
Last Post: Peebothuhlu
Music Hey Folks Philos_Tone 13 1415 November 18, 2018 at 10:24 pm
Last Post: LadyForCamus
  Hey uncool 13 1802 January 14, 2018 at 11:17 am
Last Post: uncool
  Hey everyone! DodosAreDead 37 6458 January 13, 2018 at 4:19 am
Last Post: DodosAreDead



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)