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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 3, 2021 at 11:41 am
Welcome to the Forum!
My favourite Yorkshire joke:
A Yorkshireman walks into a vet and says, ‘Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It’s not bin it sel lately.’
‘Of course, says the vet. ‘First things first - is it a Tom?’
‘Nah, nah. I’ve got it ‘ere wi me.’
Boru
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 3, 2021 at 1:30 pm
(January 3, 2021 at 10:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: Hiya!
Not sure if I'm a fuckwit or not, but welcome 
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 3, 2021 at 2:00 pm
(January 3, 2021 at 1:30 pm)HappySkeptic Wrote: (January 3, 2021 at 10:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: Hiya!
Not sure if I'm a fuckwit or not, but welcome
That made me laugh! 
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 3, 2021 at 2:01 pm
Welcome to the forum!
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 3, 2021 at 2:06 pm
Welcome.
I look forward to reading more of your posts.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 3, 2021 at 3:54 pm
(January 3, 2021 at 10:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: Hiya!
Yorkshire calling. Ex RN, police, Catholic, JW, Anglican chorister, participator of many demanding interests, sort of been there, done that.
I enjoy debate and used to belong to Debate Unlimited (in the UK) hosted by a nice bloke called Martin Willett. Can't trace it now. Long time ago, though.
Can't stand fuckwits, weak tea, animal abusers, child/domestic abusers, soggy Yorkshire puddings, bleaters (not sheep, that's another issue), ego-centrists (inc. gods/celebs), those willing to be offended (and offended on behalf of others), warm beer, etc.
On the contrary, thumbs up to the likes of George Carlin, pickled eggs, cloudscapes and nature, Yanks that 'get' Brit humour, dogs, Aussie bar jokes, exquisite choral music, horses, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Fry, inquisitiveness and exploration, human love.
Being from Yorkshire (God's own country), I'm obviously right about everything... No... don't go there; it's a joke. Just kidding. GFY.
The big thing I learned from DU is that flowery prose is usually proffered by one without an argument, and that 'losing' an argument doesn't mean that you were wrong, only that your opponent used better flowery language...
Cheers, peeps!
Welcome!!!
But pickled eggs tho...?
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Wiser words were never spoken.
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 3, 2021 at 5:14 pm
(January 3, 2021 at 3:54 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (January 3, 2021 at 10:17 am)RozzerusUnrelentus Wrote: Hiya!
Yorkshire calling. Ex RN, police, Catholic, JW, Anglican chorister, participator of many demanding interests, sort of been there, done that.
I enjoy debate and used to belong to Debate Unlimited (in the UK) hosted by a nice bloke called Martin Willett. Can't trace it now. Long time ago, though.
Can't stand fuckwits, weak tea, animal abusers, child/domestic abusers, soggy Yorkshire puddings, bleaters (not sheep, that's another issue), ego-centrists (inc. gods/celebs), those willing to be offended (and offended on behalf of others), warm beer, etc.
On the contrary, thumbs up to the likes of George Carlin, pickled eggs, cloudscapes and nature, Yanks that 'get' Brit humour, dogs, Aussie bar jokes, exquisite choral music, horses, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Fry, inquisitiveness and exploration, human love.
Being from Yorkshire (God's own country), I'm obviously right about everything... No... don't go there; it's a joke. Just kidding. GFY.
The big thing I learned from DU is that flowery prose is usually proffered by one without an argument, and that 'losing' an argument doesn't mean that you were wrong, only that your opponent used better flowery language...
Cheers, peeps!
Welcome!!!
But pickled eggs tho...?
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 3, 2021 at 5:28 pm
The only thing pickle brine is useful for is pickling eggs. The eggs are getting a bad rap here!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 4, 2021 at 1:22 am
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2021 at 1:22 am by Nay_Sayer.)
Salutations. (My 2000th post!)
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RE: Hey up, you lot.
January 4, 2021 at 10:02 am
Thank you all for the warm and humorous welcome. Much appreciated.
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