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How to be a giant douchebag.
#11
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
(March 11, 2021 at 10:35 pm)brewer Wrote:
(March 11, 2021 at 8:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: For the last week or two Cruz has been whining about "Cancel Culture" since several Dr Seuss books were withdrawn by the Seuss estate.

But he's found a way to cash in.

He's autographing copies of Green Eggs and Ham, a book he didn't write, and selling them for $US60 a copy.

Just think what he'd get if he forged Trump's name.

Syphilis?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#12
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
(March 11, 2021 at 10:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 11, 2021 at 10:35 pm)brewer Wrote: Just think what he'd get if he forged Trump's name.

Syphilis?

Oh paleese, he's been tertiary for years.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#13
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
(March 11, 2021 at 8:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 11, 2021 at 6:35 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: The Constitution guarantees " the pursuit of happiness".

It doesn't agree to pay for yours.

The cost of gender reassignment surgery isn’t all that much - if every single transgendered person in the US military opted for the surgery (very unlikely) and all of the surgeries were at the high end of the scale mentioned in the article, the total cost would be the equal of about 28 hours of total military expenditures.

Sounds like a bargain.

Boru


You know what would make me happy?

Owning a 1972 Plymouth Superbird.

Mint condition. Low miles. Neon green.


Pony up and buy it for me motherfuckers....

It' s my RIGHT to be happy - and YOU need to pay for it...

It's only a couple hundred thousand... A mere drop in the bucket compared to a new aircraft carrier...

Dodgy
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#14
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
Quote:You know what would make me happy?

Owning a 1972 Plymouth Superbird.

Mint condition. Low miles. Neon green.


Pony up and buy it for me motherfuckers....

It' s my RIGHT to be happy - and YOU need to pay for it...

It's only a couple hundred thousand... A mere drop in the bucket compared to a new aircraft carrier...

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Comparing the government covering therapeutic gender resignment surgery for military personnel to Brian buying you a car. 

You really are a fucking idiot  Dodgy
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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#15
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
(March 11, 2021 at 11:54 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(March 11, 2021 at 8:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The cost of gender reassignment surgery isn’t all that much - if every single transgendered person in the US military opted for the surgery (very unlikely) and all of the surgeries were at the high end of the scale mentioned in the article, the total cost would be the equal of about 28 hours of total military expenditures.

Sounds like a bargain.

Boru


You know what would make me happy?

Owning a 1972 Plymouth Superbird.

Mint condition. Low miles. Neon green.


Pony up and buy it for me motherfuckers....

It' s my RIGHT to be happy - and YOU need to pay for it...

It's only a couple hundred thousand... A mere drop in the bucket compared to a new aircraft carrier...

Dodgy

The Plymouth isn't a living human being risking it's life for me DUMBASS!

But thanks for giving me an idea for a new nickname for you, "Ply-mouth".
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#16
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
Not looking for an ass kicking here but what about someone who really struggles with some part of their appearance....to the point of finding it difficult to function in daily life. Someone with a really big nose that makes them self conscious or ears that stick way out, or a female with an unusually flat chest. Body dysmorphic disorder in not just about genitals. Does this open the door for the military to assume the cost of plastic surgery if it's decided it will help the person cope better and be happier and thereby more productive?

Just throwing it out there because if that's the case then major medical insurance should also cover those things.
  
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#17
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
Bit different than gender as it not just about appearance
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM


      
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#18
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
(March 12, 2021 at 1:07 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 11, 2021 at 11:54 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: You know what would make me happy?

Owning a 1972 Plymouth Superbird.

Mint condition. Low miles. Neon green.


Pony up and buy it for me motherfuckers....

It' s my RIGHT to be happy - and YOU need to pay for it...

It's only a couple hundred thousand... A mere drop in the bucket compared to a new aircraft carrier...

Dodgy

The Plymouth isn't a living human being risking it's life for me DUMBASS!

But thanks for giving me an idea for a new nickname for you, "Ply-mouth".

Nobody is risking their lives for you.

All active and retired servicemembers had a meeting and we decided - fuck you - you're on your own...


Cunt.
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#19
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
(March 11, 2021 at 11:54 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(March 11, 2021 at 8:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The cost of gender reassignment surgery isn’t all that much - if every single transgendered person in the US military opted for the surgery (very unlikely) and all of the surgeries were at the high end of the scale mentioned in the article, the total cost would be the equal of about 28 hours of total military expenditures.

Sounds like a bargain.

Boru


You know what would make me happy?

Owning a 1972 Plymouth Superbird.

Mint condition. Low miles. Neon green.


Pony up and buy it for me motherfuckers....

It' s my RIGHT to be happy - and YOU need to pay for it...

It's only a couple hundred thousand... A mere drop in the bucket compared to a new aircraft carrier...

Dodgy

Tell you what I'll do. Sign yourself over to my control for the next four years. Eat what I tell you to eat and when I tell you to eat it. Sleep where and when I tell you. Go anywhere I tell you and kill people I tell you to kill.

I'll spring for the car.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#20
RE: How to be a giant douchebag.
Seems reasonable to me.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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