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Rapture Road Trip
March 7, 2011 at 10:26 pm
There are going to be some seriously disappointed morons two & a half months from now.
OMFBBQ!
Quote:"I know it's absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true," he says. "If I were not faithful that would mean that I'm a hypocrite."
'Amazing how God works'
Then again, they'll probably "revise" their prediction like other similar cults have from antiquity. Hell, this guy already has done it once.
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RE: Rapture Road Trip
March 8, 2011 at 8:25 am
Recipe for a Christian Nutjob:
1. Take one small child, inculcate mind with Christian gibberish
2. Reinforce gibberish continuously with bible camps, “youth groups”, etc.
3. Let mind simmer, unstirred, until adulthood
4. Voila! Rapture Ready Nutjob is complete!
“They walked away from work, families and communities in places as far-flung as California, Kansas, Utah and New Jersey. Among them are an electrician (who grabbed a live wire), a TV satellite dish installer (to help tune in the rapture news feed), a former chef (hey, kooks gotta eat, ya know), an international IT consultant (he just wants to do “IT” with some kooky ladies) and a man who had worked with the developmentally disabled (some of whom were apparently contagious).”
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RE: Rapture Road Trip
March 9, 2011 at 3:51 am
(This post was last modified: March 9, 2011 at 4:03 am by Jax.)
I can't wait to visit Camping's site on the 22nd of May.
I really hope he doesn't backpeddle again though, since this is his 4th prediction.
