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Putting it in my mouth

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Putting it in my mouth
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
October 25, 2023 at 10:25 pm
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
October 25, 2023 at 10:56 pm
(October 25, 2023 at 10:25 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 11257.jpg]
I don't get the joke. We don't buy their food because of the company's stance.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
October 25, 2023 at 11:00 pm (This post was last modified: October 25, 2023 at 11:01 pm by LinuxGal.)
(October 25, 2023 at 10:56 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 10:25 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: ...
I don't get the joke. We don't buy their food because of the company's stance.

The company's stance is precisely that pickles oughtn't touch pickles, and oysters oughtn't touch oysters.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
October 26, 2023 at 5:30 am
(October 25, 2023 at 10:56 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 25, 2023 at 10:25 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 11257.jpg]
I don't get the joke. We don't buy their food because of the company's stance.

They think pickles and penises are the same thing, and the idea of a penis touching another penis gives them a case of the howling fantods.

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RE: Putting it in my mouth
October 26, 2023 at 10:03 am
Holy cow! I never considered a pickle as a penis. Those people are pervs.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
October 26, 2023 at 10:49 am
(October 26, 2023 at 10:03 am)Fireball Wrote: Holy cow! I never considered a pickle as a penis. Those people are pervs.

Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle.

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October 26, 2023 at 10:31 pm
Bloody Mary Supreme pizza.
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October 27, 2023 at 12:11 am
O'Doul's, aka, non-beer.
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October 27, 2023 at 4:26 am
(October 26, 2023 at 10:03 am)Fireball Wrote: Holy cow! I never considered a pickle as a penis. Those people are pervs.

Reminds me of the old joke:

A man who worked at a condiments factory came home and told his wife that he got fired when they caught him with his dick in the pickle slicer. His wife asked him why he would do such a thing, and he said, 'She ASKED me to!'

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RE: Putting it in my mouth
October 27, 2023 at 9:52 am
Today's fluid consumption plan:

Coffee, jar of pickle juice, more O'Doul's.
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