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The Long March 5B Is Coming!
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The Long March 5B Is Coming!
Expected to fall out of orbit in the next several days, but no one knows where. I’m hoping a small, non-destructive chunk will land in our garden, because it would make one hell of a conversation piece.

Failing that, I’m hoping a large, highly destructive chunk lands on Eddie The Inconsiderate Bastard who lives on our street.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
(May 6, 2021 at 7:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Expected to fall out of orbit in the next several days, but no one knows where. I’m hoping a small, non-destructive chunk will land in our garden, because it would make one hell of a conversation piece.

Failing that, I’m hoping a large, highly destructive chunk lands on Eddie The Inconsiderate Bastard who lives on our street.

Boru

Perhaps it will land on my neighbours' bloody dog!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
(May 6, 2021 at 7:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 6, 2021 at 7:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Expected to fall out of orbit in the next several days, but no one knows where. I’m hoping a small, non-destructive chunk will land in our garden, because it would make one hell of a conversation piece.

Failing that, I’m hoping a large, highly destructive chunk lands on Eddie The Inconsiderate Bastard who lives on our street.

Boru

Perhaps it will land on my neighbours' bloody dog!

It's expected to break up on re-entry, so maybe there will be enough bits to go round.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
It’s the core stage of the rocket.  The big cylindrical structure will likely disintegrate and burn up.   But it has 2 LOX/LH rocket engines that boosted it off the ground still attached.   These engines weigh several tons apiece, and must withstand rocket combustion temperatures and pressure during normal operation.  So I suspect big pieces of the engines will survive reentry and hit the ground.
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
How widespread? There's a time confused rooster in my neighborhood that could use a thump on the head.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
(May 6, 2021 at 11:06 am)arewethereyet Wrote: How widespread?  There's a time confused rooster in my neighborhood that could use a thump on the head.

Early predictions range from north of Madrid, Spain to somewhere south of Wellington, NZ.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
(May 6, 2021 at 11:32 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 6, 2021 at 11:06 am)arewethereyet Wrote: How widespread?  There's a time confused rooster in my neighborhood that could use a thump on the head.

Early predictions range from north of Madrid, Spain to somewhere south of Wellington, NZ.

Boru

Damnit - I'll have to bop that damn thing on the head myself.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
oKeep in mind the probability of your being hit by a piece from this rocket is on par with  your chances of being hit a piece falling off of an airplane during the same period.    if you don’t walk around in fear of being conked on the head by a part falling off of an airplane, it is irrational to make a big deal of the infinitesimal chance of being hit by a piece of this rocket.
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: The Long March 5B Is Coming!
(May 6, 2021 at 10:53 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: It’s the core stage of the rocket.  The big cylindrical structure will likely disintegrate and burn up.   But it has 2 LOX/LH rocket engines that boosted it off the ground still attached.   These engines weigh several tons apiece, and must withstand rocket combustion temperatures and pressure during normal operation.  So I suspect big pieces of the engines will survive reentry and hit the ground.

Just as long as one is big enough to be an Eddie-flattener, we’re golden.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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