Little green men just got real.

[brewer]

what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

How do you know these aliens have butt holes?

[Angrboda]

what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

How do you know these aliens have butt holes?

Maybe he saw it in another dream.

[Fireball]

what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

How do you know these aliens have butt holes?

Maybe they don't, which could explain why they're here probing earthlings. 

[brewer]

How do you know these aliens have butt holes?

Maybe they don't, which could explain why they're here probing earthlings. 

I think this is drich's wishful thinking.

OMG, what he's made their wiping slave.

[Anomalocaris]

Poor Drich.
Surely, with all the amount of times that Jesus has let him down, you'd think he would've given up by now.
I admire his stubborness!

Is stubbornness the polite way to describe the indefatigability of true stupidity?

[Ravenshire]

Drippy is the type of clown that falls for everything. I'm betting he buys in every time someone official sounding makes UFO noises and every time some church puke predicts another "rapture."

I'm sure he has copies of this:


And, this:


Hell, I'll bet he still has a copy of this, too:


He's the kind of guy who keeps a wide open mind. So wide open his brain fell out.

[Fireball]

Yeah, I remember when the little green men landed. They were walking out of the forest and Euell Gibbons ate them. Yes, that was a joke back in the '70s. Showing my age, I am.

[ignoramus]

Now I know where all the crazies live! On the internet.

one guy: of course it's aliens and they know it. It's a coverup because if we expose them, then that would be the end of religion!
I'm just glad he didn't mention the anal probe...

[Drich]

At work.

what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

 If your date does some how come to pass?

my date coincides with a presidential order signed by trump last year for the CIA and FBI/All other government agencies to release/declassify ALL information we have on ufos and aliens visitation. I did a thread on this which is why i am saying i told you so as much of what the op said is in my thread. and most of you pooped on it, but here an atheists points out the same things and somehow its an omg moment.

I'll be one of the first ones to offer a right propper "Klaa-too, Verrada...Uhm, Neck-tie....... "

   Hmmmm.... it's definately an 'N' word. *Ponders.... *

 Though slightly more seriously.

 If said critters are coming here and if they're using anything like a reaction drive then we should already be seeing the deceleration plume of their engines.

you assume linear travel in a craft that shows deceleration in just 3 frequencies of the light spectrum. 1) many speculate most are already here. some even speculate we are they, other still say they are interdimensional. you know like God angels and demons... Which is what my thread is about.

If they're using something 'Else'? Yah, okay we invoke 'Space magic' and call it a day.

 Cheers.

you mean like common sense by saying the reason we do not see you ploom is like they are already here?

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what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

So what's happening on June 1st?  Do we need anything other than toilet paper to be prepared?  

This is so exciting!!!!  Seven more sleeps and it all comes true!

asked and answered in my op and in the post above

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Poor Drich.
Surely, with all the amount of times that Jesus has let him down, you'd think he would've given up by now.
I admire his stubborness!

what makes you think jesus has let me down? Honestly if i won the lottery right now today, aside from a few things getting paid off very little would change. I'd have to put a little more in the plate on sunday, and i might splurge on a screen use lightsaber or general lee or something, but that's about it. maybe a live in chef/trainer/buttler/someone to pre screen all you posts to keep me from wasting time on crap like this..

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what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

How do you know these aliens have butt holes?

it's not for the aliens.. it's for all the shitting yourself you all will be doing when the aliens bridge the gap between the bible and science. when you find out it's all true and we have been in a fleshy version of sim theory/matrix. that we are spiritual being living in a matter based simulation and the bible is true, ie it's not cool to be atheist any more.

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How do you know these aliens have butt holes?

Maybe he saw it in another dream.

no slow mo i simply remember this time last year when people lost their shit and bought up all the toilet paper for 4 months. seriously did you just beam into the simulation? how do you not get the reference? seriously no one is this estupido on purpose.

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How do you know these aliens have butt holes?

Maybe they don't, which could explain why they're here probing earthlings. 

they are not... that is just how your mom is hiding her ' one time special friend.'

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Now I know where all the crazies live! On the internet.

one guy: of course it's aliens and they know it. It's a coverup because if we expose them, then that would be the end of religion!
I'm just glad he didn't mention the anal probe...

or dummy, like the MCU has already demonstrated, that our 'gods' are indeed aliens. or are you so foolish to think that if science was given absolute indisputable proof of God they would call him God? no of course not, God would be scientifically be identified as a trans dimensional alien. again this is what MY whole thread is about.. and i ask would you be smart enough if the demons reveal themselves first and put a bad spin on god...

[Fake Messiah]

my date coincides with a presidential order signed by trump last year for the CIA and FBI/All other government agencies to release/declassify ALL information we have on ufos and aliens visitation.

Yeah, and then @The Grand Nudger, as ex-military personnel, will have to tell you how many crashed flying saucers he had to haul and hide, and how many space aliens he shot at point-blank.