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Little green men just got real.
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 (May 25, 2021 at 4:09 pm)Drich Wrote: what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now It's June 1st...I have just over 4 hours left. When's the big reveal? I made popcorn and everything. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius 
The big reveal is when our alien overlords say it is. You better get used to that.
(June 1, 2021 at 8:49 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: The big reveal is when our alien overlords say it is. You better get used to that. But, but, but...Drich said it's today. He wouldn't tell a lie, would he? “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius  "So the Pentagon is going to present congress with an unclassified report on recent UFO sightings as early as today." Some type of information will be presented to the public at a later date, which will not be today. Drich should have known better than to pick an exact date about announcements and that type of thing. Unlike Drich, I don't expect the public will be told much, and I don't think the government knows what these things are.  (June 1, 2021 at 8:46 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(May 25, 2021 at 4:09 pm)Drich Wrote: what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now If there's ever anything to reveal, the government won't have to reveal it. If we're ever visited, we'll fucking well know it. Beings as far ahead of us as the bat-shit ET UFO nutters would have us believe would have exactly zero reason to hide, or try to. But, this is allegedly what they've been doing for over 70 years.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
(June 1, 2021 at 9:42 pm)Ravenshire Wrote:Maybe they are afraid of Bigfoot or Nessie.(June 1, 2021 at 8:46 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: It's June 1st...I have just over 4 hours left. Makes as much sense as anything they say on FUX News. At least the popcorn's tasty. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius 
Looks like nothing happened to reveal the supposed truth of aliens.
What a shock.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
Well....
It's the 01-06-21 here. Where da lil' green men at?  Not at work.  RE: Little green men just got real.
June 2, 2021 at 12:17 am
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2021 at 12:19 am by ignoramus.)
I just intercepted a very interesting and highly redacted email from the man in charge of the little green men division of Area51 to the pentagon.
I've filled in a lot of blanks for you guys so as to alleviate any ambiguity. Basically, yes, they are real, they've been here for over a million years. They live inside the earth. Access is only via the Mariana trench. They created us by splicing their genes with those of primates. After several generations, they abandoned the experiment and fled underground. Apparently, as "Paul" tells us, they were trying to create a race of agile slaves, but within a few generations, we started to revolt. So they offered us a minimum wage to entice us. But we enjoyed the new life of staying home. Nobody wanted to work anymore. We sent the Empire™ bankrupt. They're still here, but only for reconnaissance. They've made a pledge to the United federation of planets that our socialist agenda shall never spread to other planets. They'll take action only if needed. This is top secret information. Please do not share. They'll think you're nuts.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (June 1, 2021 at 8:46 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(May 25, 2021 at 4:09 pm)Drich Wrote: what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now It has been moved to July 17th, and people will need to pay $198.95 per ticket to learn the truth about UFOs. ![[Image: Poster.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/yd3X0nMc/Poster.jpg) https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-4bidden...4592118187
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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