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June 19, 2022 at 5:13 pm
“An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with state legislatures. Certainly he ought not so to act that laws become necessary to keep him from being laughed at. No one thinks of protecting Shakespeare from ridicule by the threat of fine and imprisonment.” (Robert G. Ingersoll)
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June 19, 2022 at 6:49 pm
"I never really hated the one true God but the God of the people I hated" - Disposable Teens, by Marilyn Manson
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RE: It's A Quote
June 19, 2022 at 7:34 pm
"I can make you do a dog impersonation. How? I spray petrol over you, light a match and throw it at you. You go 'whooof'".
A cardiologist to her intern.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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June 19, 2022 at 8:08 pm
Cool! Gross jokes! How do you make a dog go, "Meow"? Put it in the freezer until it's frozen and run it through a saw.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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June 20, 2022 at 8:45 am
“The Emperor Constantine, who lifted Christianity into power, murdered his wife Fausta, his eldest son Crispus, the same year that he convened the Council of Nicea to decide whether Jesus Christ was a man or the Son of God. The council decided that Christ was cosubstantial with the Father. This was the year 325. We are thus indebted to a wife-murderer for settling the vexed question of the divinity of the Savior.” (Robert G. Ingersoll)
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June 25, 2022 at 11:43 am
"If I was gay I would get married tomorrow, just to fuck with the Church.". - Javier Bardem in 2005.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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June 26, 2022 at 7:47 am
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All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity." (Mark Twain)
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June 27, 2022 at 7:43 pm
‘We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The true tragedy is when men are afraid of the light.’ - Plato
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June 28, 2022 at 7:06 am
"Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink in the wild air." (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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July 2, 2022 at 10:31 am
The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.
- Robert Anton Wilson
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"