It's A Quote

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." (Matthew 10:35-27)

So believing in God, according to the Bible, is like a life-or-death game of Family Double Dare, only instead of having color-coded teams it's every man (woman and child) for themselves.

How to Use:
So next time someone says "family first" it's probably them tricking you into loving God less than you should, just so you'll go to hell and they won't. So, according to The Bible every time a mother tells her child that family is the most important thing in the world, they're really condemning their child to an eternity of fire, brimstone and suffering.

So, once again, all you need to do to prove this point in front of anyone is really just to ask them about their family and what's most important to them.

https://www.ranker.com/list/bible-passag...ivana-wynn

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

"For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." (Matthew 10:35-27)

So believing in God, according to the Bible, is like a life-or-death game of Family Double Dare, only instead of having color-coded teams it's every man (woman and child) for themselves.

How to Use:
So next time someone says "family first" it's probably them tricking you into loving God less than you should, just so you'll go to hell and they won't. So, according to The Bible every time a mother tells her child that family is the most important thing in the world, they're really condemning their child to an eternity of fire, brimstone and suffering.

So, once again, all you need to do to prove this point in front of anyone is really just to ask them about their family and what's most important to them.

https://www.ranker.com/list/bible-passag...ivana-wynn

This was so important it needed to be posted twice? At least you’re posting your sources, now.

Boru

[SimpleCaveman]

In this business, you're always one step away from bankruptcy. Funny money, credit, speculation... Somewhere in this country's a little ol' lady with $79.25. The five cents is a buffalo nickel... If she cashes in her investment, whole thing'll collapse. General Motors, the Pentagon, the two-party system and the whole shebang... We're all running downhill. Gotta' keep running faster or we'll fall down.

-- Dub Taylor; Gas station attendant; Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

[Gawdzilla Sama]

This was so important it needed to be posted twice? At least you’re posting your sources, now.
Boru

Yeah, you can call off the Internet Police Force now.

[no one]

"Quote this!"
-an angry individual

[arewethereyet]

Oh, FFS.
-awty

[SimpleCaveman]

Nothing frightens me more than a person unwilling to learn, even at their own expense. That’s a darkness I will never understand.
-- G.H. Scott

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"I permit no woman to teach or have authority over men; she is to keep silent." Timothy 2:11

This is the most often quoted version of this passage, but in the King James Bible, it goes a little bit more like this...

"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection." which has been translated and taken as the primary passage that doesn't allow women to be preachers. The whole section is really about women not being able to "malign the word of God" if they're not allowed to speak.

Keep in mind the first "big bad" antagonist in The Bible is women, as a gender.

So, since some woman allegedly bit into a delicious looking fruit at some point thousands of years ago, best to attribute one action to an entire gender (just to be safe.)

While this is a little brutal, bringing up this passage to someone who looks like these fine ladies to your left will most likely shut them up (or at the very least garner a really interesting response.)

All women holding up hateful signs are officially moot in the eyes of God, much like they are in the eyes of the rational, so hey, there's a good side to this rule.

https://www.ranker.com/list/bible-passag...ivana-wynn

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

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Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

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