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Condo collapse a bar stool story.
#11
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
(August 10, 2021 at 4:58 pm)no one Wrote: Did you name them Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp?

Um there are no Three Stooges without Curly. Shemp is ok, but will never replace Curly.
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#12
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
Well, you had 4 of them.....so.
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#13
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
(August 11, 2021 at 1:05 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 10, 2021 at 4:58 pm)no one Wrote: Did you name them Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp?

Um there are no Three Stooges without Curly. Shemp is ok, but will never replace Curly.

Actually, Curly replaced Shemp before Shemp replaced Curly.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#14
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
Let's not confuddle Fernando's drivel laced rant with facts, ok?
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#15
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
You guys went and ruined a perfectly good iron furniture thread.  I had stories about wall sconces and patio carts.  It was going to be epic.

Fuck it.  The timeline goes Shemp -> Curly -> Shemp again -> Curly Joe.
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#16
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
(August 11, 2021 at 8:55 am)Ranjr Wrote: You guys went and ruined a perfectly good iron furniture thread.  I had stories about wall sconces and patio carts.  It was going to be epic.

Fuck it.  The timeline goes Shemp -> Curly -> Shemp again -> Curly Joe.

In our defense, the loose screws story is a rerun.
 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein                                                 
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#17
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
Nope.  Not plucking that low hanging fruit.  I'm better than that.

I can hit fastballs and curves.  No need for slow pitch.

This is killing me.
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#18
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
(August 11, 2021 at 10:11 am)Ranjr Wrote: Nope.  Not plucking that low hanging fruit.  I'm better than that.

I can hit fastballs and curves.  No need for slow pitch.

This is killing me.

We had an extremely gifted smith in my hometown, like Tijou-level of skill. Made my parents an absolutely stunning wrought iron love seat for their 25th.

I hope that helps.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#19
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
(August 11, 2021 at 8:55 am)Ranjr Wrote: You guys went and ruined a perfectly good iron furniture thread.  I had stories about wall sconces and patio carts.  It was going to be epic.

Fuck it.  The timeline goes Shemp -> Curly -> Shemp again -> Curly Joe.

Two Curly Joes, actually. But let’s not be petty.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#20
RE: Condo collapse a bar stool story.
(August 11, 2021 at 11:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: We had an extremely gifted smith in my hometown, like Tijou-level of skill. Made my parents an absolutely stunning wrought iron love seat for their 25th.

I hope that helps.

Boru

No.  It doesn't.

(August 11, 2021 at 9:46 am)arewethereyet Wrote: In our defense, the loose screws story is a rerun.

Instead of cracking on Brian, I'll make a joke he'll like.  Nothing loose here.  It's all tight.

[Image: DiscreteComplicatedDegu-max-1mb.gif]

There.  Whew.
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