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My Royal Court (minions wanted).
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 13, 2021 at 3:38 pm
No good court is truly complete without a Professor in Slood Dynamics, I humbly offer my services Your Imperial Majesty.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 13, 2021 at 3:41 pm
(August 12, 2021 at 5:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 2:35 pm)no one Wrote: Is the royal bewb holder available?

It's called a bra.

Well, at the end of a long day... you might might need a royal bra remover, right?

I nominate myself.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 13, 2021 at 3:54 pm
(August 13, 2021 at 3:41 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 5:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's called a bra.

Well, at the end of a long day... you might might need a royal bra remover, right?

I nominate myself.

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 13, 2021 at 3:56 pm
(August 13, 2021 at 3:54 pm)brewer Wrote:
(August 13, 2021 at 3:41 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Well, at the end of a long day... you might might need a royal bra remover, right?

I nominate myself.

Be careful, you may end up the next drone to die in this hive.

Hilarious  I was going to volunteer to be consort, but after this, I think I'll pass.
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 13, 2021 at 6:38 pm
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 13, 2021 at 6:43 pm
:pops head up from the turnips:

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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 13, 2021 at 8:30 pm
(August 13, 2021 at 6:38 pm)Angrboda Wrote: [Image: 5jjddp.jpg]
Hehe I get sex enough at home. I don't need to get it broken off in a queen bee on the other side of the world.  Hmph
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 14, 2021 at 2:53 am
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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 14, 2021 at 2:57 am
(August 12, 2021 at 6:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 12, 2021 at 6:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You can equip the torture chamber as you see fit.

Just no playing Bieber or rap "music" to the prisoners.

That's too inhumane.
So is reading the prisoners Brian' s poetry too extreme?

Yes!

A little humanity, please!

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RE: My Royal Court (minions wanted).
August 14, 2021 at 10:14 pm
(August 13, 2021 at 8:30 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 13, 2021 at 6:38 pm)Angrboda Wrote: [Image: 5jjddp.jpg]
Hehe I get sex enough at home. I don't need to get it broken off in a queen bee on the other side of the world.  Hmph

I sense fear.

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