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That stupid criminal thread.
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RE: That stupid criminal thread.
October 9, 2021 at 9:53 pm
(October 6, 2021 at 12:59 pm)Ranjr Wrote: There was a TV show called America's Dumbest Criminals.  My kids watched it.

I had a room mate who had videos of that. One I never forgot was a would-be bank robber who was caught on camera outside the bank spraying his head with whipped cream. Then the guy walks into the bank with this globe of cream around his head with two holes for his eyes and one for his mouth. But rather than walk directly to a teller, he got in line behind the other customers. It was ten minutes before he reached a teller - who had long ago pressed the silent alarm. It's kind of hard to be inconspicuous when you're standing in a bank line with a melting globe of whipped cream surrounding your head. He was taken into custody immediately.
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#32
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October 10, 2021 at 4:19 am
(October 9, 2021 at 9:53 pm)AFTT47 Wrote:
(October 6, 2021 at 12:59 pm)Ranjr Wrote: There was a TV show called America's Dumbest Criminals.  My kids watched it.

I had a room mate who had videos of that. One I never forgot was a would-be bank robber who was caught on camera outside the bank spraying his head with whipped cream. Then the guy walks into the bank with this globe of cream around his head with two holes for his eyes and one for his mouth. But rather than walk directly to a teller, he got in line behind the other customers. It was ten minutes before he reached a teller - who had long ago pressed the silent alarm. It's kind of hard to be inconspicuous when you're standing in a bank line with a melting globe of whipped cream surrounding your head. He was taken into custody immediately.

Noooooo that would not make anyone raise their eyebrows. HA HA HA HA.
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#33
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October 10, 2021 at 6:10 am
(October 6, 2021 at 1:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 6, 2021 at 12:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote: An aside, when paying my bills over the phone, often it is standard operating procedure for the employee to end the call with "Is there anything else I can help you with". I love ending those calls with, "Can you get me a date with Angelina Jolie?".  

I've gotten the response once, "That is above my pay grade".

Your obsession with Ms. Jolie is a little disturbing.

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No obsession at all. It is a running joke. No different than when Bart Simpson pranks Mo's bar.
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#34
RE: That stupid criminal thread.
October 10, 2021 at 6:44 am
(October 10, 2021 at 6:10 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 6, 2021 at 1:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Your obsession with Ms. Jolie is a little disturbing.

Boru

No obsession at all. It is a running joke. No different than when Bart Simpson pranks Mo's bar.

No, it’s a lot different.

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January 18, 2022 at 7:40 am
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#36
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January 18, 2022 at 9:18 pm
I wonder if Circle K had to report the 5 bucks they made while being robbed as taxable income.
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January 19, 2022 at 9:38 am
If the register only had $15, how was she going to change the 20?
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#38
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January 19, 2022 at 10:29 am
(January 19, 2022 at 9:38 am)Ranjr Wrote: If the register only had $15, how was she going to change the 20?

$5 service charge!
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#39
RE: That stupid criminal thread.
January 19, 2022 at 9:07 pm
(January 19, 2022 at 9:38 am)Ranjr Wrote: If the register only had $15, how was she going to change the 20?

Sell him a gallon of gas?
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