Jesus The Horse Thief

[Ferrocyanide]

"if Jesus Christ is the greatest man, you ought to love him in the greatest degree

Jesus committed a global genocide with a flood. He killed billions of various creatures, lots of innocent people, innocent babies and fetuses.
I think he is at the bottom of the barrel but I guess he is at the top of the barrel for some folks.

did he not mock at the sabbath, and so mock the sabbaths God?

There is Matthew 12:1.
So, some would say that his boys worked on the sabbath and some say they did not. It’s all a matter of how you want to interpret a vague rule.

murder those who were murderd because of him?

I guess that is in his plans. He is a vengeful god.

turn away the law from the woman taken in adultery?

Yes, that is one hell of a law.
He saved her life.

steal the labor of others to support him?

How did he steal labor?

bear false witness when he omitted making a defence before Pilate?

That isn’t bearing false witness.

covet when he pray'd for his disciples

I would need more details.

when he bid them shake off the dust of their feet against such as refused to lodge them

Mark 6:11 KING JAMES VERSION
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them.

^^^^^Jesus is a jerk.
He has never heard of the phrase live and let live.

[Belacqua]

[Ferrocyanide]

[ignoramus]

Did this horse have a name?
Did it feel good to be out of the rain?

Was it a talking horse? Or do only donkey's talk in this parallel universe where disney style magic abounds?

[T.J.]

Did this horse have a name?
Did it feel good to be out of the rain?

Was it a talking horse? Or do only donkey's talk in this parallel universe where disney style magic abounds?

I am Mister Ed!

[AniKoferBo]

I think Jesus had previously agreed with them on the donkey borrowing. But by the way, I investigated to translate the meaning of the word “bystander”, and I found the following terms: spectator, eyewitness, witness, watcher, onlooker looker-on, passerby, non-participant.
Is it possible that the person in the place is the owner of the donkey and an eyewitness at the same time? Is it conceivable that the one who is in the place is the owner of the donkey and an observer, or an observer, or a spectator at the same time, or must the one in that place be present by chance, although there is nothing in the English text to suggest that?!

[Ranjr]

The New Testament was written to include the donkey colt in order to fulfill Zachariah 9:9:

9 Rejoice greatly, O daughter Zion!
    Shout aloud, O daughter Jerusalem!
Lo, your king comes to you;
    triumphant and victorious is he,
humble and riding on a donkey,
    on a colt, the foal of a donkey.
10 He will cut off the chariot from Ephraim
    and the war-horse from Jerusalem;
and the battle bow shall be cut off,
    and he shall command peace to the nations;
his dominion shall be from sea to sea,
    and from the River to the ends of the earth.

[Ferrocyanide]