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#51
RE: atheists
(November 28, 2021 at 2:12 pm)possibletarian Wrote:
(November 27, 2021 at 11:49 pm)Belacqua Wrote: I'll tell you for $299,999,999.

With a $1 surcharge for paying by card ?

(November 28, 2021 at 12:47 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Is $588.00/mo. a good deal for a Chevy Traverse three year lease?

You can get like a billion kids in those things I understand

That’s exactly why we need one. 😂
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#52
RE: atheists
Guys, I think we successfully trolled the troll away.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#53
RE: atheists
(November 28, 2021 at 2:46 pm)Rahn127 Wrote: What is behind door #1 ?

I know what is behind door #1, but the question is for you.
Do you know what is behind door #1 ?

Feel free to ask any all knowing God that you wish.
Whatever answer they give, you will be wrong.

My second question - Is the answer a god gives you a lie or are you imagining that this god has given you an answer ?

Third question - What is my third question ?
I don't think you've read anything I've written, or you did but didn't understand it.
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#54
RE: atheists
God is angry because his wife left him.
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#55
RE: atheists
(November 28, 2021 at 3:06 pm)ergo Wrote: I don't think you've read anything I've written, or you did but didn't understand it.

I didn't either. Can we go back over it again? How much money am I going to get?

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#56
RE: atheists
(November 28, 2021 at 3:06 pm)ergo Wrote:
(November 28, 2021 at 2:46 pm)Rahn127 Wrote: What is behind door #1 ?

I know what is behind door #1, but the question is for you.
Do you know what is behind door #1 ?

Feel free to ask any all knowing God that you wish.
Whatever answer they give, you will be wrong.

My second question - Is the answer a god gives you a lie or are you imagining that this god has given you an answer ?

Third question - What is my third question ?
I don't think you've read anything I've written, or you did but didn't understand it.

What questions would you like to ask concerning my disbelief ?
Do you understand what it means to not believe a claim ?

I understand your question. It was poorly written and lacks understanding of what it means to not believe a claim.

I think my questions to you are better than your attempt at a question to me.

Care to answer ?

(November 28, 2021 at 3:17 pm)ergo Wrote:
(November 28, 2021 at 3:09 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: God is angry because his wife left him.

You mean mary who he porked to get jesus. Yes jesus turned out a no-hoper who was a total disgrace & loser in life. Lack of money was his big problem & his attitude towards it. Then he goes & gets himself killed only to come back again when all the time he knew what was going to happen from the start. What a jerk. & no wonder when his dad is a jerk of biblical proportions. & instead of helping starving children & eradicating disease he does stupid little party tricks like walk on water & change water into wine. What a useless fuck.

As fictional stories go, it's not very good.
We all could write something better, but then again those guys and gals didn't know what we now know.

According to this sequence of events, I quoted what you said before you said it ....lol
Insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result
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#57
RE: atheists
(November 28, 2021 at 3:09 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: God is angry because his wife left him.

You mean mary who he porked to get jesus. Yes jesus turned out a no-hoper who was a total disgrace & loser in life. Lack of money was his big problem & his attitude towards it. Then he goes & gets himself killed only to come back again when all the time he knew what was going to happen from the start. What a jerk. & no wonder when his dad is a jerk of biblical proportions. & instead of helping starving children & eradicating disease he does stupid little party tricks like walk on water & change water into wine. What a useless fuck.
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#58
RE: atheists
(November 28, 2021 at 3:17 pm)ergo Wrote:
(November 28, 2021 at 3:09 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: God is angry because his wife left him.

You mean mary who he porked to get jesus. Yes jesus turned out a no-hoper who was a total disgrace & loser in life. Lack of money was his big problem & his attitude towards it. Then he goes & gets himself killed only to come back again when all the time he knew what was going to happen from the start. What a jerk. & no wonder when his dad is a jerk of biblical proportions. & instead of helping starving children & eradicating disease he does stupid little party tricks like walk on water & change water into wine. What a useless fuck.

Seriously though.


Why are you here?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#59
RE: atheists
(November 28, 2021 at 4:42 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(November 28, 2021 at 3:17 pm)ergo Wrote: You mean mary who he porked to get jesus. Yes jesus turned out a no-hoper who was a total disgrace & loser in life. Lack of money was his big problem & his attitude towards it. Then he goes & gets himself killed only to come back again when all the time he knew what was going to happen from the start. What a jerk. & no wonder when his dad is a jerk of biblical proportions. & instead of helping starving children & eradicating disease he does stupid little party tricks like walk on water & change water into wine. What a useless fuck.

Seriously though.


Why are you here?
*raises hand*

To be a smarmy asshole troll, and because he's never searched youtube/google to see that his "arguments" are well past their expiration date.  

However, despite that all, I pray for him.

May Xis noodles unharden his heart.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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#60
RE: atheists
I have a question for @ergo...

Why should we give credence to a single fucking thing you say when it's quite obvious, I would even say self-evident, that you are completely full of shit?
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